Wolf: Now! Fluffy Toreador, prepare to die!
R.R.Hood: (flutters eyelashes) But my lovely wolfy! That woodthman was a Thabbat and he wath twying to convert me to hith evil wayth! And Gwanny wath a Ventwue git and bethides, she'd dominate me all the time, it was howwible! I could never think for mythelf!
[The wolf, hearing this, has a sudden coughing fit. I can't imagine why.]
R.R.Hood: You can come with me, wolfy-dear! And we can live happily ever after!
[She flutters her eyelashes again, and, against the balance of probability, entrances the poor animal. They go off hand in claw, gazing devotedly into each other's eyes, and do indeed live happily ever after.]
THE END.
Um..xDD
I found this weird remake of Little Red Riding Hood...It was like a play or something...
Glow I wanna see your costume!...If you have a picture!
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