What would the avatar above you say?

[Pandoran-Ducky]

I'm supposed to be calm and only fight if attacked so I won't kill you. However if you keep acting like an idiot I will change my mind and kill you. After all, it is easier to ask forgiveness than permission.  

[Taigamma]

"We're looking to make a pirate crew."  

[redheadsrule13]

Okay I can't cut you with this sword, sicne it's wooden, but I can still whack you with it! *whacks* (other people- "Ouch!! )  

[Taigamma]

My hair is a weapon of mass destruction.  

[swiggityswootytootyfruity]

"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep- Ah, screw it! Where am I?"  

[redheadsrule13]

When did I get a fish tail?!!! eek  

[Nintendo Freak 32]

"What? My eye? Oh, well, *shrugs, puts hand on gun holster* Keep out of reach of redheads."  

[Sir Harley]

"I'm going to the library to be casual and confused?"  

[Equinoxious]

I only wear black and white because it's the only colors that I see  

[Guardioz]

"Don't make me decimate you!"  

[swiggityswootytootyfruity]

"Oh, look! Bubbles!"