OLD Caption Contests

[Vankala]

Neither was mine. Mine's was probably the worst though. sweatdrop  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

*Chris leaves to go check out the noise.*
Wesker: Oh ********: What?
Wesker: I left Chris's gun on the helicopter... Come on, let's go get it.
Jill: Fine, lemme set my gun on the floor for no reason. *Sets it down and they leave, after seeing the first zombie, chris comes back and gets Jill's gun.*
Chris: So THAT's where I left my gun!  

[[Le S h i t]]

Jill- I'm worried, is Chris going to be okay?
Wesker- Pssh, you answer that one yourself, kay?
Jill- Y-Yes? :/
Wesker- How are you in Alpha Team?

Eh, it's stupid whatever.

 

[XINVADER]

Jill: What are you doing?
Wesker: I can tell you what I'm not doing, I'm not using my peripherals to stare at your ches- chess set.
Jill: That doesn't even make sense! ... ... ... WAIT A MINUTE!!! ... What the heck are peripherals?!  

[Vankala]

I honestly like Bio's the best. blaugh rofl  

[Ivory Lie]

OK lets get judging eh?

in 3rd: XINVADER

Jill: What are you doing?
Wesker: I can tell you what I'm not doing, I'm not using my peripherals to stare at your ches- chess set.
Jill: That doesn't even make sense! ... ... ... WAIT A MINUTE!!! ... What the heck are peripherals?!

In 2nd: [Le S h i t]

Jill- I'm worried, is Chris going to be okay?
Wesker- Pssh, you answer that one yourself, kay?
Jill- Y-Yes? :/
Wesker- How are you in Alpha Team?


In 1st we have Our Co-captain. The one and only Biohazard EXTREME

Jill: Hey, Wesker. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to let Chris go by himself?
Wesker: It's important that he dies...
Jill: What?
Wesker: Tries... I said it's important that he tries his best to survive.
Jill: Oh...
Wesker: Yeah, he won't live...
Jill: What?
Wesker: I said he won't live.
Jill: Oh... Wait!  

[NotteRequiem]

Wow... Bio wins again!

Give us a good one, Vice-Captain Wesk--- Bio...!  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Here's a classic.

 

[Canas Renvall]

Leon: Why are you staring at me like that...? Hey, whoa buddy! Too close!
G-Imago: Leon... c'mere, you beast!
Leon: *backing up* Look who's talking...

Needless to say, the screen would say "YOU ARE ********" instead of "YOU DIED".  

[NotteRequiem]

Leon: I knew I should have used Preparation H.  

[[Le S h i t]]

Yay! Second! Thanks. ^__^
Leon- Oh crap, not him again. -Leon hops off the ledge and finds Ada-
Ada- What in the hell? Leon, what was that?
Leon- I TOLD YOU NOT TO FEED ME MEXICAN FOOD! D:
(Yes, I did get this off of Vankala's previous ones, but it was different. If she finds I'm copying, feel free to delete that.)

 

[Ivory Lie]

Leon: I feel like i am about to be raped...  

[Kaworu__Nagisa]

Leon: Maybe I'll just hit your weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE!  

[Vankala]

Monster (I forgot the name of it, sorry sweatdrop ) : May I have this dance?
Leon: 0o  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Leon: Hmm, from what I can tell, you have a bad case of gingavitas.
G Mutant: Is there anything you can do for me?
Leon: I'd say lay off the human flesh for awhile.