Hello, I'm a Noob and I like Resident Evil

[Alkaizer87]

Sounds great! Shall I make it then? Or ydo you want to?  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Go ahead if you want.  

[Canas Renvall]

Arise, dear thread!

Vampire Soules

Ive played all the RE's except the psp ones. umm I know the storline
fairley well. I own some apperal (that probably dosnt matter though)

Um... someone must know someone at Capcom to get the PSP REs that don't exist to the general public (not yet, anyway, though there was one announced...) I mean, hey, if you haven't played those PSP REs, then sorry, but you can't get in. Those are the best ones. razz  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Well, they just ported Director's Cut to PSP. So if he hasn't played that one, then he hasn't played the classic that started it all. No pass!  

[Alkaizer87]

That person is right, it doesn't matter if that person has Other RE stuff. Playing the storyline is the only thing that matters. Og speaking about RE Items. I have an Official Resdient Evil Zero T-shirt. Got it form my cousin. GHe has too many clothes.  

[Canas Renvall]

Finally, we get something worth reviving this for!

SupaJelly

I've Played RE4 For Like 1 Yr. And I Think It's The Best Game. I Play
t Every Day. I've Beaten It Im Re-Playing It Again. I Admit Some Parts
are Hard For Me But I Manage. Im A RE Fan.Leon S. Kennedy Is The
Coolest.At Least For Me.I Haven't Found A Cool RE Guld And This One Is
Looking Really Awesome So I Thought Why Not.

Good For You. Speaking Like This, Capitalizing Every Word Does Not Make You Sophisticated. Nor Does Playing RE4. Furthermore, It Does Not Make You An RE Fan If You Like RE4. Sorry. You Lose. biggrin  

[Canas Renvall]

Well, I usually don't encourage double-posting, but I've already got another little request. razz

|Dec|

I bought Resident evil 4 a week ago and now I have completed it 5
times due to constant playing done Asignment ada
Bought the chicago
typewriter and infinite rocket launcher
AND NOW IM DOING IT MORE

Ive never played a game this many times in a row before

Never? Well, no wonder you're not getting in here. biggrin  

[FoxyAreku]

This thread is still win.  

[imgntn159]

i remember mine was mad long. nah not really. i think a paragraph. lol. my request was accepted the first time. THANK YOU!!!!!  

[Alkaizer87]

Canas is right on the first one, just playing and like RE4 doesn't make you an RE fan. Go try some of the original s**t liek RE1, 2, and 3. Now if you only played those, that would be accepted. Also the second one. what the Hell man? We don't need intimate details about how you ply RE4. Also speaking of intimacy, we would rather not know that you're masturbating off of the thought of finally getting infinite ammo items...or is it that your actually having sex Leon? Who cares, it's all the same. the only thing I liked is that you mentioned Assignment Ada, but the fact that you would rather using the Chicago Typewriter and Infinite Rocket Launcher as masturbation toys is way too creepy. I mean it's Ada! A female! Do you have a brain?

Yes I went there.  

[Canas Renvall]

So, finally, we have... a worthy contender for this thread! biggrin

sheva

muahaha i am the one and only sheva... hehe please let me join

Now, honey... as much as I like Sheva (and I do, she's an awesome character, especially after reading her profile in the files), I must say this makes me sad that I like her. 'Cause it associates me with you to a degree. sad  

[Legacy-A]

Hahahahaha! What IS this? This thread? xD  

[Canas Renvall]

A thread where the mods can give our members great entertainment by showing some of the noobiest join requests. 3nodding  

[Alkaizer87]

Too bad I'm nota mod....I would embarrass all the noobs and post daiy if I could...Yes I am that evil.*takes out shotgun.* One more thing, you're not Sheva, she doesn't laugh evilly like that.*shoots modified shotgun rounds. Instead of scattering bullets it scatters tiny balls that connect into a net.* Oops....looks like the shotgun method is too fast, accidentalyl cut the noob with the net into many pieces. Oh well this way it's easier for the zombies to chew.*dumps the noob's remains into a bucket and tosses the remains over the wall.* Enjoy. Next time I i'll just net her the old fashion way by using hands, or maybe usethe old seat ejection method.  

[Canas Renvall]

She's not going down without a fight. I just got a PM:

sheva

how dare you decline my requset u dirty whore D<

Yes, how dastardly of me to decline your requset. twisted