Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[koolay0]

because u were to smexy for meh crying  

[Seolgyo]

because you have a cold heart (Wut !!) o-o;  

[PKMN Trainer Zach]

She Was too Hot hearted.  

[Toxic Friday]

Eh... Just because. (:  

[The Iliaddict]

cause you have two Nartian Rocks! (I think..)  

[Xx-rosy-cheeks-xX]

cause she never made sense  

[The Iliaddict]

um, thank you? I divorced you because...because I felt like it.  

[Sabaism]

Because you were too colorful burning_eyes  

[eleanne]

her head just explodeed! eek  

[TheBestKindOfMad]

Because the penguin was actually a russian spy for llamas in egypt who wanted to dominate the atlantic ocean and revive Thor from bannana bread. eek  

[I ate your RaW cooki3z]

Because i wanted to be evil  

[The Iliaddict]

because she WAS evil... ninja  

[Flame2062]

she was too good for me xp  

[eleanne]

His car is too scary.  

[The Iliaddict]

she had frighteningautomobileophobia.