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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:41 pm
(yay i finally get to do an 'unfortunately'!!)
Unfortunately the landfill was full from last years massacre of door to door salesmen!
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:54 pm
Fortunately they'll all rot anyways, so we can just throw in the bodies.
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:57 pm
Unfortunately the nearby tenants start to riot about the smell, rotting door to door salesmen is the WORST!
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:33 pm
Fortunately there was a dump of used air and car fresheners so it covered the smell of rotting bodies =3 Even the smallest feline is a masterpiece
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:16 am
Unfortunately, that only lasted three days and now the rotting smell is overpowering again.
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:07 pm
I have no master Fortunately the pile of corpses had spontaneously combusted, burning away the stench of rotting bodies. I am chaos
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 4:44 pm
Unfortunately the fire spread to the nearby tenants who had complained about the smell.
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:44 pm
Fortunately the fire also ignited a trash heap of old Christmas trees and the smell then turned to that of pine!
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:37 pm
Unfortunately the fire still spreads across half the city.
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 6:30 pm
Fortunately it's the monsoon season.
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 11:37 pm
Unfortunately, an annoying yellow sponge absorbed all the water in the world
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Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:56 am
Imagination is not made of rainbows Fortunately, the sponge can just be squeezed to release all of the water once again. It is made of cardboard and duct-tape
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Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:18 am
Unfortunately, for a ,now, very fat sponge, it can run pretty damn fast and has been able to evade capture.
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Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 4:39 pm
Fortunately we have his starfish friend held captive to lure him back.
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Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 4:44 pm
Unfortunately, he keeps trying to catch lethally poisonous jellyfish.
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