Let's talk about sex. ==HAS BEEN UPDATED YAY! ==

[s4mgir1v3rsi0n]

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

Tah: I have a small mouth so anything too big and I have an issue too. =/

Jen: I totally forgot I said that. Good thing you're lactose intolerant?

Malevolent: Aha well if he just showered and put on deodorant it shouldn't be too bad.

...I laughed myself to sleep.

 

[[Noi]]

Nintenfreak

I'm a virgin, but instead of doing the entire thing, I'll just blab on about the fags that say they're not a virgin. I mean w/e. It's so gay to lie about losing your virginity IMO.

I lol'd at this post.

Way to use the word "fags" in the wrong context.  

[`Tahirah]

s4mgir1v3rsi0n

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

Tah: I have a small mouth so anything too big and I have an issue too. =/

Jen: I totally forgot I said that. Good thing you're lactose intolerant?

Malevolent: Aha well if he just showered and put on deodorant it shouldn't be too bad.

...I laughed myself to sleep.

I dunno... deodorant doesn't exactly taste that great (I've gotten some on my fingers, forgot, then licked them for one reason or another, so y'all hush). I'll go for "just out of the shower".  

[Hildr]

[Noi]

Nintenfreak

I'm a virgin, but instead of doing the entire thing, I'll just blab on about the fags that say they're not a virgin. I mean w/e. It's so gay to lie about losing your virginity IMO.

I lol'd at this post.

Way to use the word "fags" in the wrong context.

I would stand in line for this

I lol`d too. xD

@Ta - Deodorant is icky tasting. D:
Once, I licked the stick because I was curious as to what it would taste like [don`t ask].

I like to lick things. Like Chapstick, and lipstick [don`t], and other inexplicable things. >.>

 

[JenissonX]

Cosmo

7. The perfect oral sex technique: Pretend his hard-on is an ice cream cone that's melting quickly. You have to keep licking at different angles swirling the melting drops upward and putting your entire mouth around the scoop at the top.
8. Hold his arms over his head during woman-on-top and nibble the skin between his armpit and elbow.
9. Try standing-up-against-a-balcony sex. There's a reason this booty style is a staple of every porno flick and X-rated photo spread.

And Then, He Said (Wrote):

try doing the ice cream thing just after, or while, you have a "Black" Halls in your mouth and your partner will go nuts!!!
My girlfriend loves when I do it, well, I love when she does it too!!!
It gets better when used in 69!!!
XD
The "Black" Halls:

And Everybody Listened ( read)!!!

 

[s4mgir1v3rsi0n]

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

>_< What does your boyfriend put deoderant all the way from his armpit to his elbow or something? lawl.

Jennison: I've heard about that one, except it just said a peppermint.. not to use Altoids though because they're way too strong.

Neeext 3 tips. ^^

Cosmo

10: I went out with this chick who capped off an oral-sex session by licking the area between my balls and shaft. It was out of this world. In seconds I was hard all over again.
11: Lie naked against your man, your back to his chest, and encourage him to whisper all his dirty desires to you.
12: Have him undress you slowly and take time to kiss and caress each body part as it comes into view.

...I laughed myself to sleep.

 

[Lady Pelvic]

Wow, this thread makes me giggle.
 

[Noxness]

Malevolent Teaparty

Cosmo

7. The perfect oral sex technique: Pretend his hard-on is an ice cream cone that's melting quickly. You have to keep licking at different angles swirling the melting drops upward and putting your entire mouth around the scoop at the top.
8. Hold his arms over his head during woman-on-top and nibble the skin between his armpit and elbow.
9. Try standing-up-against-a-balcony sex. There's a reason this booty style is a staple of every porno flick and X-rated photo spread.

That area between the armpit and elbow may not be as close to the pit but I think it would still be close enough to get big whiff of oder. xp

Unless you like that kind of thing.

Spectral in heaven as climbs the frail veiled moon,

Good thing mine knows how to put on deodorant. In fact snurffling his armpits is one of my favourite things to do.

So climbs my dream.
-William Rose Benet

 

[`Tahirah]

s4mgir1v3rsi0n

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

>_< What does your boyfriend put deoderant all the way from his armpit to his elbow or something? lawl.

Jennison: I've heard about that one, except it just said a peppermint.. not to use Altoids though because they're way too strong.

Neeext 3 tips. ^^

Cosmo

10: I went out with this chick who capped off an oral-sex session by licking the area between my balls and shaft. It was out of this world. In seconds I was hard all over again.
11: Lie naked against your man, your back to his chest, and encourage him to whisper all his dirty desires to you.
12: Have him undress you slowly and take time to kiss and caress each body part as it comes into view.

...I laughed myself to sleep.

No sammeh. ;P I'm just saying nibbling around the armpit area after deodorant is applied isn't a great idea.

Nakie spoons! I love nakie spoons. ^__^;;  

[s4mgir1v3rsi0n]

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

SPOONING LEADS TO FORKING.

Ahem, sorry I had to.

...I laughed myself to sleep.

 

[`Tahirah]

Lmao. Sometimes. ;P

It depends on my mood... sometimes I want nothin' but cuddles, sometimes it's done after the deed, and sometimes it's done as foreplay.

But I loves them.  

[s4mgir1v3rsi0n]

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

Yeah, I just like saying that.

Spooning is pretty sweet though. I miss it. =(

...I laughed myself to sleep.

 

[`Tahirah]

=(

It's funny when I'm the big spoon... cause I'm so much smaller than my fiance (not really that much, but enough, haha) so I have to find a comfortable place to put my head between his shoulder blades. Not that hard to do, but I can stay in that position for only so long...  

[JenissonX]

Cosmo

10: I went out with this chick who capped off an oral-sex session by licking the area between my balls and shaft. It was out of this world. In seconds I was hard all over again.
11: Lie naked against your man, your back to his chest, and encourage him to whisper all his dirty desires to you.
12: Have him undress you slowly and take time to kiss and caress each body part as it comes into view.

And Then, He Said (Wrote):

the 12th tip is the perfect way to make your girlfriend be READY for sex, and it'll work every time you do it...
I don't know if it work with boys because this don't work with me...
=S

And Everybody Listened ( read)!!!

 

[Hildr]

I would stand in line for this

Tip 10. Heheh. Poet messed with her Alan with that sort of thing.
He was all "OMGWTFILU."
Seriously.

@Pelvic - I think almost everyone giggles at this thread; I do. :3