Back Into the Jaws of Oblivion (Open and accepting)

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Xenil and Unessa then just stared Ramsus.  

[Zahzi]

"One-Thousand on each page, Seven-Hundred in each book. Fifteen books~"  

[SoujiAtsumi]

"Well i'm not a child, i can be apart of it." Tori huffed, crossing her arms over her chest. She then blinked when he spoke about the books.

"...That's creepy...."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

The two continued to stare...  

[Zahzi]

"LOTS, and LOTS of women~"  

[SoujiAtsumi]

"Even creepier~"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"That's 10,500,000 women..."

"And you're only in your mid twenties, going off your face...So we'll put you at twenty five..."

"And there's 365 days in a single year..."

"So ten years - assuming you started when you hit the point of age where a boy becomes a man - worth of days is..."

"3650 days..."

"Which means you sleep with..."

"About 2877 women in a single day..."

Both then got extremely quiet.

"YOU SHOULD BE DEAD."  

[SoujiAtsumi]

"I bet he has crabs or an STD...."  

[Zahzi]

"Okay, if you shut up, I'll give you a larger bag of candy okay??" Ramsus said, staring at Tori before looking at the others.
"I guess I'm just that great..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"THERE'S NOT EVEN ENOUGH PEOPLE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD TO ADD UP TO THE TOTAL AMOUNT!"  

[Zahzi]

"Ohh no, there are MORE than enough~"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"THERE IS NOT."  

[SoujiAtsumi]

"Okay!" Tori purred at his bribe, though she wasn't quiet for long...

"...Maybe he's a *****>  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Xenil and Unessa than gave Ramsus a glare that could make him drop dead.  

[Zahzi]

Ramsus' eye twitched before a large, heavy bag of candy socked Tori in the side of the head. Hard.

"NO."