Hello, I'm a Noob and I like Resident Evil

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Yeah. That request is like a prepubescent girl. It hasn't had a period.
Once again, this guild goes there.  

[Alkaizer87]

How can we not go there? The n00b was asking for it.  

[Canas Renvall]

This one had such potential, too... well, not really. Just that his favorite game was Outbreak: File #2.

Chocobo feather 16

Hi there.My name is Ashtar.My favorite resident evil game is Outbrek
file #2 besides i've play all of them.I like outbreak cause i think is
the most chalenging of all the siries and ofcurse because i love to
see the citycens point of view.The only resident evil game i've never
played is survivor for the ps1.My favorite character from the siries
is Ada wong since her aperieance in RE-4.I know she also apeared in
RE-2 but she is kinda a noob there.I've to admit that i dont like the
life acctions films,just cause they screwed the story in all the
sense.The only movie i like is Degeneration.My favorite weapon is the
sniper.Favorite B.O.W,Licker-G.Well thats all.I hope to be part of
your guild.Thanx for your time.

I've bolded the centerpiece that destroyed his entire request. razz  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

burning_eyes  

[Alkaizer87]

Yeah I'm having the same reaction that bio displayed on his post. Anyways. I'll jsut have to have a special ejection seat for him. I mean he insulted Ada. Ada in my opinion sucks in RE4. why? Because RE4's storyline doesn't exist. So that person is saying he likes it if she doesn't exist. So yes I agree with Canas, the centerpiece jsut destroyed it. I mean I like the color red form crying out loud. Naturally I'll like Ada, and because she's female and not a male. Anyways, thanks for the noob canas, the zombies outside the guild have been starving. One of the zombies evne dropped dead....yet again...wait...that was the froth time it did that...well you know what I mean.*puts noob in the electric ejection hair. Turns on power, while he's being launched into the crowd of zombies.*...Oops...I think the some of the electricity might have killed a zombie or two...oh well the thign only lasts for one minute without the battery anyways.  

[Canas Renvall]

Speaking of Ada...

II ada_wong II

Yo i play resident evil with my bro and
i like playing the
mercanaries somtimes or maybe always
here are my favortie shows of
resident evil 4 on youtube
re4 (byntley bros)
re4 vicinity of
obscenity
you poop re4

Aww hellz yea, bro! Ada be Blackanese now! WUUUURRRRD.  

[King of Paradise]

Canas Renvall

Speaking of Ada...

II ada_wong II

Yo i play resident evil with my bro and
i like playing the
mercanaries somtimes or maybe always
here are my favortie shows of
resident evil 4 on youtube
re4 (byntley bros)
re4 vicinity of
obscenity
you poop re4

Aww hellz yea, bro! Ada be Blackanese now! WUUUURRRRD.

I'm white and I'M offended by this.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Well, they got one thing right... Well, almost right.
RE4 resembles very closely what I poop.  

[Mason_Muffin_Top]

I got in the first time. My request was good.  

[Alkaizer87]

Canas Renvall

Speaking of Ada...

II ada_wong II

Yo i play resident evil with my bro and
i like playing the
mercanaries somtimes or maybe always
here are my favortie shows of
resident evil 4 on youtube
re4 (byntley bros)
re4 vicinity of
obscenity
you poop re4

Aww hellz yea, bro! Ada be Blackanese now! WUUUURRRRD.

She's not blacknese. She's either Yellownese or Goldenese. Depending if she's a mixture of Japanese and Caucasian, or Just plain Japanese. Also again, where is the period? I swear if there was some grammar and puncuations maybe more people would get in.  

[Canas Renvall]

*moves hand way over head* rolleyes  

[Canas Renvall]

swiftwaters

I would like to join your awesome guild mostly because, well, as any
person with any common sense could tell is awesome, so awesome to the
point where you have fantasies about it in the middle of class. I
have to say my favorite resident evil is the Umbrella chronicles for
wii. ((I especially like the flying monkeys from h*** XD) And yes,
leon is uber hot. I can not imagine a world, AT ALL without all of
the imagination that has been put into resident evil, and hotness of
leon, the only video game guy worthy of having me think is hot. (Sorry
if it sounds like i'm yammering.) I have been searching for the
perfect resi-guild (as i call them) to call home, and i believe i have
found my place, if you dont believe so, please turn down my request.
Thank you!

Well, at least she asked for her request to be turned down. xd  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Well, after going on for over two sentences, saying exactly what we told them not to say... Ya gotta be able to take directions if ya wanna make it in this business, kid!  

[UmbraGallus]

Wow...do these people "Not" know how to read the front page? I'm glad my first request wasn't as bad as any of these. lol