OLD Caption Contests

[NotteRequiem]

Bruce: You know.... if I was a woman... I'd make a HOT Cybil Bennett.  

[[Le S h i t]]

Bruce- Woah, are zombies usually green?

 

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Bruce: Damn! Outnumbered and out of bullets! Guess this is it...

Female Zombie: Oh look! What's that on the floor?
Zombie Cop: Where? Oh hey, look at that!
Suit Zombie: Hey, I wanna see!

Bruce: Now's my chance to escape... Oh, but... I wonder what they're looking at...  

[Pikaro]

"Sweeeeet!... the new Michael Jackson video!!!  

[XINVADER]

Passenger: Urgh, I feel so ill that I've gone green! *see's Bruce* Hey you look fine. How do you prevent sea-sickness?

Bruce: How do I prevent sea-sickness? That's simple! I use Umbrella brand 'Spew Stopper!'. Works a treat, here try some.

Passenger: Wow thanks, it works! Look at me, I'm so confident and feel strong and super sexy!

Bruce: TRY NEW SPEW STOPPER TODAY!

Warning: Side effects such as gender change may occur.  

[NotteRequiem]

Maybe is tiem for judging nao pls?

Ow... it hurt me to do that... hahahaa...  

[Canas Renvall]

lulz kk notte i juge nao 4 u + evry1 ;D
Ouch, that does hurt! crying

3rd!

XINVADER

Passenger: Urgh, I feel so ill that I've gone green! *see's Bruce* Hey you look fine. How do you prevent sea-sickness?

Bruce: How do I prevent sea-sickness? That's simple! I use Umbrella brand 'Spew Stopper!'. Works a treat, here try some.

Passenger: Wow thanks, it works! Look at me, I'm so confident and feel strong and super sexy!

Bruce: TRY NEW SPEW STOPPER TODAY!

Warning: Side effects such as gender change may occur.

2nd!

Biohazard EXTREME

Bruce: Damn! Outnumbered and out of bullets! Guess this is it...

Female Zombie: Oh look! What's that on the floor?
Zombie Cop: Where? Oh hey, look at that!
Suit Zombie: Hey, I wanna see!

Bruce: Now's my chance to escape... Oh, but... I wonder what they're looking at...

Aaaaaand.... the winner!!

NotteRequiem

Bruce: You know.... if I was a woman... I'd make a HOT Cybil Bennett.

Good job, Notte! You win because only after a few weeks ago would I know what that meant, and now that I realize what Bruce looks like it makes me laugh everytime I try and play as him. xd  

[Vankala]

Congrats, Notte!! 4laugh  

[[Le S h i t]]

yea i expctd note 2 wen. gewd job! i r prd!

It hurts. D:

 

[NotteRequiem]

*Walks in, wearing a red satin dress, singing to high heaven*

Oh my!!! I ..... I won!!! whee I literally sang out loud.

Thank you!!!!

Now, this one has gold written all over it. I don't think I've seen it yet, but... here goes.

 

[Kaworu__Nagisa]

Wesker: Why are there only like three bathrooms in this entire mansion? All I need is to wash off this blood, but no! And the fact that pretty much every door is locked doesn't help either! That Spencer was ******** paranoid or something...

It could be better.  

[XINVADER]

*You'll have to look at the pic for this to make any sense.*

Wesker decided that today he'd try a different approach at combating the undead threat... a lightsabre.  

[Kobo-chan]

...*eerie silence*
Wesker: *pops out of nowhere* Bluuuegghh! I vanna sak yer blaad!  

[Ivory Lie]

Wesker would think twice before calling Jill 'a little chubby' while its her time of the month

Wesker: -Winces-  

[Vankala]

Wesker: "Hmm....I can't remember if I put on clean underwear this morning or not.... *shrugs* oh well!"