Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Granted but for some reason, all the other items in your inventory disappear!

I wish that happiness could be bought with money!  

[kyoslove74]

your wish has been granted but your soul was sacrificed to the devil
I wish for the number one  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Granted. From now on, you are the number one of all the idiots! >.<

I wish for a not haunted mansion.  

[` T a p i o c a `]

Granted. But the mansion costs so much money that you become broke!

I wish for my ninja head band! gonk

 

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Granted but 2 minutes later, someone hacks in your account and steal everything including the head band!

I wish I could be the prettiest girl ever!  

[` T a p i o c a `]

Granted. But you become bankrupt and in debt and soon become poor twisted

I wish I don't get tanned so easily >_<

 

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Granted but suddenyl, you become as white as Michael Jackson.

I wish for eternal happiness.  

[` T a p i o c a `]

Ganted. But you make other poeple miserable without knowing...

I wish I could fly

 

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Granted. From now on, you have wings... but no feet! So you fly and fly and fly... and couldn't stop flying anymore!

I wish that I could have the new PS3!  

[` T a p i o c a `]

Granted. But then your PS3 gets stolen

I wish I have all the games in the world!

 

[Tokioka]

Granted! You get all the games in the world but no consoles so you can't ever play them. D=

I wish for cheese on toast with ham on top.  

[` T a p i o c a `]

Granted. But then the cheese on toast with ham on top is out of date and is mouldy D;

I wish I can control time!

 

[Tokioka]

Granted! As you travel through time though, you run into the cybermen who DELETE you! twisted Bwaha

I wish I was a cyberman.  

[fuyubear]

Granted. But then McaFee thought you were spam and deleted you! xD

I wish i could have whatever i want  

[Tokioka]

Granted! Too bad you don't want anything. xD

I wish for balls of steel DAMMIT! scream