El Estudio de Aki - "La casa del cereal!"

[Akirasouryu]

no se baja? surprised

que raro a mi me anda con conex algo baja pero si.. va a unos 10k/s


ajajaja no es nada ploo 3nodding igual pienso invitar a mas gente *.*  

[Hoshi Cake]

Akirasouryu

no se baja? surprised

que raro a mi me anda con conex algo baja pero si.. va a unos 10k/s


ajajaja no es nada ploo 3nodding igual pienso invitar a mas gente *.*

sip sip ahi empezo va a 75 kb/s 'o'
wii que lindo va a ser grandeshito el guild crying  

[Akirasouryu]

WIIII EL TUYO SI TIENE VELOCIDAD EL MIO AUN NO TANTA... SERA QUE MI HERMANO TB DEJO BAJANDO COSAS EN SU COMPU? xd


ups mayusculas jajajaaja  

[Hoshi Cake]

Akirasouryu

WIIII EL TUYO SI TIENE VELOCIDAD EL MIO AUN NO TANTA... SERA QUE MI HERMANO TB DEJO BAJANDO COSAS EN SU COMPU? xd


ups mayusculas jajajaaja

yo tengo en lista de espers millones @.@
deje los cap de full metal alchemist y los dos ultimos packs de azumanga 4laugh
mi hermana nunca baja nada eso e slo bueno 4laugh ademas va rotando ahora va a 17 @.@  

[Misa Sakurai]

@.@ gaia se comio mi post?  

[Hoshi Cake]

Lacus_Clyne

@.@ gaia se comio mi post?

io si lo veo @.@  

[Draconius]

rolleyes Hola! sweatdrop  

[Misa Sakurai]

aah, es que habia posteado antes (despues de los hotcakes) , pero no veo mi post  

[Kyram]

*se asoma* hola?? hay alguien aki??  

[Misa Sakurai]

holas holas~


algo chistoso que me encontre, sobre un trabajo de un maestro que le hizo a sus estudiantes. esto que contiene algo de vocabulario tambien esta en ingles.



Well, here's a prime example offered by an English professor at an American University.

"Today we will experiment with a new
form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person
will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. One of you will then write the first paragraph of a short story. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back and forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking and anything you wish to say must be written on the paper. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached."

The following was actually turned in by two of my English students: Rebecca - last name deleted, and Gary - last name deleted.

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STORY: (first paragraph by Rebecca)

At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier
times, that he liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the question.

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(second paragraph by Gary)

Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic
bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17," he said into his transgalactic communicator. "Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and
across the cockpit.

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(Rebecca)

He bumped his head and died almost immediately but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards,
Earth stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon. "Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and
Space Travel," Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed unhurriedly and carefree, with no newspapers to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. "Why must one lose one's innocence to become a
woman?" >she pondered wistfully.

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(Gary)

Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty through congress had left Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien empires who were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in
his top-secret Mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor, stupid, Laurie and 85 million other Americans. The President slammed his fist on the conference table. "We can't allow this! I'm going to veto that treaty! Let's blow 'em out of the sky.

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(Rebecca)

This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic semi-literate adolescent.

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(Gary)

Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh shall I have Camomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F*CKING TEA??? Oh no, I'm such an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels."

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(Rebecca)

a*****e.

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(Gary)

b***h.

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(Rebecca)

W*nker.

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(Gary)

Slut.

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(Rebecca)

Get f*cked.

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(Gary)

Eat s**t.

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(Rebecca)

F*CK YOU - YOU NEANDERTHAL!!!

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(Gary)

Go drink some tea - whore..

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(Teacher)

A+ - I really liked this one.
 

[Akirasouryu]

JAJAJAJAJAJA chistoso eso lacus xd



holaaaa lacuss holaaa plooo hola draac holaaaa kyraaam!!!!!!!!!!!! 4laugh 4laugh


llegue de la uni @_______@ HOY VI COSAS R EINTERESANTES VENGO TODA EMOCIONADA UUF UFF xd  

[Misa Sakurai]

^-^ holaaaa~

cosas reinteresantes como que>? O_O  

[Draconius]

Buenisimo Lacus xd  

[Misa Sakurai]

xD seee, lo lei, y casi me carcajeaba aqyui en la officina aller  

[Akirasouryu]

xd jajaajaj voy a guardar eso lacus



cosas interesantes como.. casos es que mi profesor de teorias de la personalidad... es psicologo clinico y sabe hipnotizar entre otras cosas

Y hoy veiamos el psicoanalisis.. y bueno nos ocnto de dos casos de pacientes que hipnotizo @.@!!!!!!


1. Una chica de 29 a~os que no podia tene runa pareja estable.. le duraba 2 meses uno.. el otro 3... luego 1 mes... asi etc etc... fue con este profe...y la hipnotizo.
Empezo a decirle "Ok ahora tienes 20 a~os.. ahora 15... etc etc" y la chica no encontraba un momento "feliz" en su vida... no se sentia querida ni nada y de pronto la llevo insocnscientem/ a la etapa fetal!!!!!!!

Y dice que la chica esta hasta como que se puso en posicion fetal como en bolita no? y que le dijo "si estoy en el vientre de mi madre" y le pregunto que veia o escuchaba ahi y le dijo que escucho una conversacion entre su madre y su tia donde la mama le comentaba que no queria tener al bebe... y bueno ya desperto y todo... y si la chica era la ultima hija el "pilon" y su madre ya habia muerto.. asi que le pregunto a su tia y le confeos que si... su mama le habia dicho eso una vez!!!!!!!

y ahi estaba el problema... ella no sentia que nadie la quisiera en serio por eso su inestabilidad... porque si la propia persona que le dio la vida no la queria.. ya se imaginaraaan!!


@.@ buenisimo el caso... T.T ok ok perdonen que me meociono jajajaja

tb vi otro.. pero si les aburre diganme y no lo cuento xd