Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[xGears-of-War Fr3ak]

he wouldnt let me kiss him because he had a sash around his mouth

[Pugliciousness]

she said we should be twins

& tried to yank my eyes out ._.  

[Flame2062]

bees are always around her for her flower if i get near for a hug the bees will attack! eek  

[Pugliciousness]

his polar bear isn't housebroken
D :  

[baeruto]

She was always using up the Q-tips for all 4 of her ears.  

[Winters Star]

Because she tried to cut me and feed me to the alligators.  

[kittycross]

She smells like roast beef in all the wrong places  

[Toadette25]

She won't give up her creppy pets.  

[ii_Arabian Cutie_ii]

alittle too short for me i mean seriously it's a pony looool  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

She has something against unicorns.  

[Pugliciousness]

her child is a demon

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[xGears-of-War Fr3ak]

because somehow she got it in her twisted mined that i asked if we could be twins O_O  

[Pugliciousness]

((xxx333))

b/c i fell for her shadow ;'3  

[Sabaism]

Because she's a cheater.