Talking while you role play

[pyroknight1]

how the heck did that happen Ukyo?  

[UkyoKuonji2004]

The guy I was trying to sell stuff to was watching a documentary about them and he sounded like he was loaded drunk. Before I could reschedule the call for after he dried out, he started talking about what he was watching(and mentioned a few times that I sounded like a nice middle aged woman I might add...I was eighteen at the time!)
So we ended up chatting about sasquatch for a while.  

[pyroknight1]

Wow... not sure what to say to that. and i believe it may be your post Ukyo, in deralo castle.  

[UkyoKuonji2004]

He has nothing to say. So we're waiting on Smarties.  

[pyroknight1]

oh. darn...  

[CactiAndCanaries]

XD were there any funny spanish ones?  

[UkyoKuonji2004]

Just the usual generic hot potato phone passed around every Spanish person within the house until eventually I get to a little brat that speaks more English than most of that state(I'm looking right at you Texas...and California is not much better...), by then I have told the non-English people who I am(which makes me wonder why they asked who I am in the first place since they don't understand me. ^#$^% idiots...) and have to again explain it to the brat, who would only understand my name and nothing beyond that.

The Chinese person Mom kept having on the phone was more of a riot than all the Spanish people I spoke with. The Spanish were funny the first two times that paragraph above happened, but after that it just got more and more dumb and further ruined whatever hope I might have had for humanity after I graduated high school.  

[Hiraru Sagara]

Puppet... ¿Encontró alguna forma buena?  

[UkyoKuonji2004]

scream
*stabs Hiraru out of instinct*
eek
OMG I'm sorry Hiraru!! crying  

[CactiAndCanaries]

lo siento Haru
yo no entiende que usted dijo
Se le puede pedir que de otra manera?  

[UkyoKuonji2004]

scream
*stabs Puppet*
...
eek
...um...
confused
...
eek
...
For some reason that time was extremely satisfying... sweatdrop  

[CactiAndCanaries]

Pardon
Mi hermano pequeno lee espanol mejor que yo  

[Hiraru Sagara]

LOL
Puppet... Your Spanish sucks... then again my German is better...  

[CactiAndCanaries]

T.T

Ucchan!

*goes to cry in a corner*  

[UkyoKuonji2004]

Every time someone says bueno I always think of guano(bat poo) which is a developed reason why I didn't like calling Spanish.
Spanish person: Bueno?
Me: eek B-Bat s**t?