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 Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:10 pm
JOKE TIME!
The classic pun: So this guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!"
The prank: There were two elephants sitting in a tub. One says to the other "could you pass the soap?" and the other says "No soap, radio!" Not a real joke, it's a prank. Two people who are in on the joke laugh, and the victim won't get it. I think there's a Wikipedia article on it.
The blonde joke: what do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the key out and throw it back.
The Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris's hand is the only one that beats a Royal Flush.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:14 pm
Heard them all.
@GENO: Dunno.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:14 pm
If you ever survive an encounter with Chuck Norris alive, you and your entire family will contract AIDS simultaneously.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:15 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:15 pm
Lifeless-Fox Heard them all.
@GENO: Dunno. 'Eliphino.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:17 pm
Chuck Norris was originally featured as the boss of every single stage from the first Megaman game. The creators changed it, beacause they realised it would have made the game unbeatable.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:17 pm
G.E.N.O. If you ever survive an encounter with Chuck Norris alive, you and your entire family will contract AIDS simultaneously. Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:17 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:19 pm
Chuck Norris was not born. He punched his way out of his mother's womb, and shortly thereafter grew a beard.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:19 pm
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:19 pm
Mr.T and Chuck Norris walked into a bar. The bar instantaneously exploded, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:21 pm
When Vin Deasel does pushups, hes not actually pushing himself up, hes pushing the earth down.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:21 pm
Global warming does not exist, Chuck Norris just got cold so he turned the sun up.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:22 pm
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:22 pm
Bruce Lee is better than Chuck Norris. Proof? He can kick five guys in the nuts at once...with one foot.
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