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 Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:22 pm
G.E.N.O. Bruce Lee is better than Chuck Norris. Proof? He can kick five guys in the nuts at once...with one foot. FACT!
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:23 pm
Chuck Norris made The Wayne lose. (Forsaken reference, I just made it up on the spot)
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:23 pm
When Chuck Norris jumps into water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Norris.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:24 pm
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:24 pm
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:25 pm
You will also contract AIDS if you ever stare directly into Chuck's smile.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:26 pm
Chuck Norris beats rock, paper, and scissors.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:26 pm
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:27 pm
Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:27 pm
What do you get if you cross Chuck Norris with a ninja? A dead ninja.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:28 pm
If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:28 pm
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because its 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:28 pm
Chuck Norris once travelled back in time to save JFK. He deflected the bullet with a roundhouse kick, and the president's head exploded in sheer amazement.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:28 pm
Vin Deasel does not believe that anything can beat Rock in the game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, and if someone ever uses paper and says "Ha, I beat you" He punches them in the face and says "Wheres your paper to protect you now?"
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:29 pm
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
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