Let's talk about sex. ==HAS BEEN UPDATED YAY! ==

[Rabid Keese]

Icicles are filthy. Because the water drips off roofs and stuff. Really, have you ever put an icicle into a cup and then melted it? I did and there's debris in it.  

[Hildr]

I would stand in line for this

I hate icicles.
But every time I see one, I think "Damn, that would make the perfect murder weapon," because I`m strange like that.

I seriously want to kill someone with an icicle. Or a piece of ice shaped like a bullet. >:3

@Ta- I`m totally going to pound on the doors if there`s anyone doing that in the bathrooms of the science building now.
Even better, I`ll go into the men`s room and do it.

 

[s4mgir1v3rsi0n]

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

Thrusty: xD What?

Cosmo

25. While your guy is giving you oral sex, take his hand and show him how to stroke you at the same time.
26. There's this yoga pose my girl does when we're having woman-on-top sex: She sits on her folded legs and leans over so her breasts rest on her knees, her arms stretch out in front of her. Her grip is so tight, I see stars.
27. Get your guy to kiss your V zone the way he'd kiss your mouth, massaging his lips against is it rather than using his tongue to stimulate you. The softer touch is more arousing.

...I laughed myself to sleep.

 

[xXtheHypnotistXx]

ninja ninja ninja  

[sweetheartpucca]

To reply to the whole "doing it in the bathroom" thing:
A few years ago this chica named kelly at my school got caught giving head to some guy in the bathroom. So now whenever something simillar happens to someone else people say they pulled a Kelly. xp
It's pretty humorous. xp  

[`Tahirah]

Lol. Not sure if that happened much in my old highschool.

@Rguillen300 - Do not post if you have nothing that contributes to the thread.  

[Hildr]

I would stand in line for this

OK. . . Poet`s curious.

Wtf is a V zone? Everything I can even somewhat think of is really absurd.

 

[s4mgir1v3rsi0n]

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

I'm thinking it's Cosmo's polite way of saying v****a.. yet they've used it while talking about guys too.. but they explained that one as being those crease lines by the hips that point toward the crotch kinda *bad at explaining things* But yeah.. the rest of tip 27 makes me think in that one they're taking about the v****a.. cause the other explanation wouldn't make sense.

...I laughed myself to sleep.

 

[s4mgir1v3rsi0n]

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

Wooo~

So I got a comment about how some of my Cosmo quotes are from the male prospective. For the record these tips come from men and women, some are how-tos and some are recalling experienced. I'm writing what the mag says as opposed to re-wording them. So there you go. =P In case anyone else was wondering about that.

Cosmo

28. Ride him reverse-cowgirl style while he grips your ankles.
29. Every guy, no matter how old he is, secretly fantasizes about playing student to a mature, more experienced teacher. Suggest this role-playing game one night and you'll make his dream come true.
30. Take oral sex one step further by cupping my family jewels in your mouth one at a time.

...I laughed myself to sleep.

 

[Dark Mr]

i didnot get 16  

[s4mgir1v3rsi0n]

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

Okay, guys from now on if you're referring to a tip quote it or say something other than just the number cause I don't wanna keep looking back to pages. >_< Err 16, it means to like squeeze them, but you don't wanna be too rough cause they are pretty sensitive down there.

...I laughed myself to sleep.

 

[JenissonX]

Cosmo

29. Every guy, no matter how old he is, secretly fantasizes about playing student to a mature, more experienced teacher. Suggest this role-playing game one night and you'll make his dream come true.

And Then, He Said (Wrote):

I don't want to do that!!!
Will this mean that I'm not a guy???
eek
I'm startig to get worried about that!!!
xd

And Everybody Listened (read)!!!

 

[s4mgir1v3rsi0n]

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

Someone else told me they didn't either. Occasionally Cosmo is really dumb. lol

...I laughed myself to sleep.

 

[Hildr]

s4mgir1v3rsi0n

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

I'm thinking it's Cosmo's polite way of saying v****a.. yet they've used it while talking about guys too.. but they explained that one as being those crease lines by the hips that point toward the crotch kinda *bad at explaining things* But yeah.. the rest of tip 27 makes me think in that one they're taking about the v****a.. cause the other explanation wouldn't make sense.

...I laughed myself to sleep.

I would stand in line for this

I see. . .

Why can`t they just use the damn word?! D:

@Tip 29 && Jenisson - I told my husband about this just now, and he was all "OMGWTF?" and got this look like he wanted to throw up a little on his face.
I think it`s `coz his principle in high school was a stripper|hooker on the weekends.
No joke. Several high school friends of Alan`s went and saw her dancing one night. I seem to remember one of them smashing his face against something. . .

 

[XxPandaxMuffinxX]

Poet: XD I'd do that too if I were a guy and I saw my principal being all skanky and sluttish =/ Kinda gross to see your principal doing that D;

Anyway, all of the tips are awesome, some you just kinda have to think about to really get the idea of [edit] it. :T