::Resident Evil 5 Discussion:: The Infection Spreads

[NotteRequiem]

It may be the way it is, but hopefully some new blood will be hitting the industry sometime soon, and things will be different.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

I'm not really a blood. I got respect for Crips too.  

[NotteRequiem]

I'm sorry... Crips?  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Yeah.. Bloods and Crips... You know, like the gangs?  

[NotteRequiem]

Well, having been holed up in a concrete fortress for the past 20 years, my knowledge of gangs is rather limited. Well, not really 20 years, but a solid few.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Fine! Ruin my joke!  

[NotteRequiem]

I'm sorry I lead a sheltered life! sad I need to get out of my box more..  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Or at LEAST watch more South Park. They had a whole episode on Bloods and Crips.  

[NotteRequiem]

As soon as I finish ReGenesis, which by the way, has catapulted it to the top of my favorite show list.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Just as it did with me. Glad you feel the same way. Did you see Waugh?  

[NotteRequiem]

Oh yes I did. I'd know that voice blindfolded. I love the characters... so rich and complicated...

I have a feeling I'm going to feel repercussions of going off topic so often. Just another talent I offer, I suppose.

So, back on topic!  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Yes. Yes. I met and shook hands with Mayko. Who wants to touch me?
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I SAID WHO WANTS TO ********' TOUCH ME!?  

[NotteRequiem]

xd

It'll take more that that to sway me.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

See? Again, you need more South Park in your life.

Anyway, back to RE5... Haiti is supposedly the new location... I'm just praying that the enemies aren't the zombies that were brought up by a voodoo curse.  

[Elliot Salem]

Somewhere isolated in the Capcom building, a lonely worker happens across this guild. Quickly he figures out that everyone in the guild agrees with BiohazardEXTREME, seeing how he doesn't want the zombies to be brought back by a voodoo curse, they decided to ******** everything over again. You guessed it, this time, Chris Redfield, a recent steroid abusing body-building, who has the agility of a cheetah is here to defend himself against voodoo zombies. Did I mention they are all black? That makes Chris Redfield a racist. Suck on that BiohazardEXTREME.