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 Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:29 pm
Tatsuman When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because its 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's. WTF!? whee
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:30 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:30 pm
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
seeya
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:31 pm
Chuck Norris once kicked a roundhouse kick so hard and fast, it broke the space-time continuum, and shattered Amelia Earheart's plane.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:31 pm
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:32 pm
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:33 pm
Chuck Norris once beat the statue of David in a staring contest.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:34 pm
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:36 pm
One day, Chuck Norris was walking down the street and he got an erection.
There were no survivors.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:36 pm
Chuck Norris killed the dinosaurs.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:37 pm
Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:39 pm
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:41 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:42 pm
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
muajajajaja! twisted
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:45 pm
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? (2 answers)
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