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 Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:47 pm
Break out Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:49 pm
1. Put her in a circular room, and tell her to pee in the corner.
2. Give her a bottle of shampoo and tell her to follow the instructions. 'Lather, rinse, repeat.'
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:50 pm
xd
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:53 pm
What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the car?
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:54 pm
I got nothing.
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:56 pm
"Get in the car, Robin."
What do you call a black man who flies a plane?
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:57 pm
idunno
What do you get when you cross blueberries with muffins?
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:59 pm
Blueberry muffins?
A pilot, you racist!
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:00 pm
correct.
gonk
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:01 pm
Would you be willing to spare some gold?
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:02 pm
nope, not really. I has 8k xp
or was that a joke? in which case, work on your presentation.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:06 pm
What do you get if you cross a p***s with a potato?
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:07 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:08 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:09 pm
? I'm not sure that I get it.
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