Moon Watchers ~The RP~

[Jasae Bushae]

The random customer pays with an arroa and a chase glossy set and walks off happily
Then another fan came in and set down a dead monster
"I wanna sell this genuine monster that was killed by lutia herself!"  

[supremeviva]

Tictac waddles form around the counter to inspect the monster. After a while looking it over Tictac looks back at the customer. "Well, we have no use for a dead monster, but I bet P would like a story she could read during our next meeting. How about you write down what you remember of the fight." Tictac takes out a jarian print notepad and a pencil covered in jarian sticker and hands it to the customer.  

[Jasae Bushae]

"Umm....I dont know...See, I bought it on ebay and I didnt have any room so....."
He rubbed the back of his head and laughed  

[supremeviva]

The giant churtle flaps his wings then looks back at the monster. "So...you don't know for sure if this monster was even killed by Lutia?"  

[Jasae Bushae]

"The person said so in the online auction!"
He protested.
"But wait wait wait, I also have this section of road that lutia stepped on at some point, a VivaXNeon official slash pairing doujin, a raziel nose hair and a picture of lutia kissing arroa!"
The random fan put the various items on the counter  

[supremeviva]

Tictac looks over the offered items. He was a bit skeptical of the nose hair, and the photo looked photoshopped, but P would want them. "Well, I'll give you a pieace of Viva's trenchcoat for the picture, one of Chase's cards for the doujin, and a picture of Lutia in a kitty outfit for the hair.
We have plently of "Lutia-was-here-road."  

[Jasae Bushae]

The mans eyes grew to the size of dinner plates which he used toenjoy a nice steak dinner later.
"Squeeeeeee! A lutia in a kitty outfit?!?"
He hopped up and down like a little kid.
"Its a deal!"  

[supremeviva]

Tictac hands over said items to the fan and store the new items. He knew P wouldn't mind trading the kitty photo. She nearly spent all of their budget copying photos and makeing collages of diffrent Jarians. He sets himself back by the counter and rummages though the drawers behind the desk for any hidden goldfish crackers. A churtles favorite snack.  

[Jasae Bushae]

Inside one of the drawers however there was a foot tall gnome a pillaging away at the snack food drawer and his hands at that very moment were in tictacs back of gold fish.
Seeing Tictac looking at him, the gnome growled.
"Hey! get your own drawer!"
He yelled, slamming it shut  

[supremeviva]

Tictac, not one to be deprived of his favorite snack, pries open the drawer and starts a-peck'n "My goldfish!!"  

[Jasae Bushae]

"Wah! shoo! shoo! away with you!"
The gnome sprayed some turtle repellant at the churtle as he tried pigging out on the moon watchers churtle feed.  

[supremeviva]

The Churtle recoils back a bit with a loud squawk. "Why you little-" Tictac rushes in and grabs the gnome by his pants and carries him outside with his beak before booting him out. Heaven hath no wrath like a churtle denied his goldfish crackers.  

[Jasae Bushae]

"Neener neener neener!"
The gnome held up the back of gold fish and began running away with the pilfered feed.  

[supremeviva]

Tictac squwaks a bit. And watches the gnome run away. As the gnome get further down the street, Tictac takes out a remote with big shiny button with a picture of goldfish drawn on it in crayon and smack it. The gnomes bag of tasty cheesy goldfishy treats explodes into confetti and fireworks. Before munching on the real bag of crackers he swappd with the gnome. You don't hang out with some one like P-51 Mustang and not pick up a few pranks. He heads back into store noming on his bag of crunchy cheesy goodness.  

[Jasae Bushae]

"Nooooooooooooooooooo!"
The gnomes cry echoed the streets from the stunning defeat it recieved.

When Tictac came back inside he would find his spot behind the counter occupied by a robot double of himself.
"Greetings. I am Tictac the churtle. I like the Jarians. Viva is my least favorite Jarian. Beeb"