The ask a stupid question get a stupid answer game

[vegeta_ultimate999]

hey last time I checked i'm not green!

how did I even end up with the nickname veggie?  

[Izzy Fizz]

Because Vegita likes veggies. D:

Why do people talk?  

[vegeta_ultimate999]

in order to socialize...

what is the square root of pie multiplied bv chicken?  

[Free_to_Dream]

The ulitmate pot roast.

How do watches know the time?  

[Shue1]

They don't they guess just like you and me.


When did the world become round?  

[DuendeFire]

silly, the world is flat

Why do kittens have fur?  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

Because they are French. O.O

Why does 2+2=4?  

[John Obake]

Because China needs new slogans.
How long is a Charleston chew?  

[Fire 0ak]

Long enough to strangle one's self?

Why do I feel weird buying toilet paper?  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

Because you know your rubbing your a** with a tree.

How come air is invisible?  

[John Obake]

So we know where not to find it.
When is it time to buy a new rake?  

[Fire 0ak]

When the old one cheats on you stare

Shouldn't the first line in self-help books be, 'Write a book.'?  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

It could be if you just decide to write one.

Why are rabbit's feet so lucky?