Epic quotes (Screw cleanliness, it's no holds barred, now)

[ChainsawDooM]

Hey, you know what sucks?
vaccuums
Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
black holes
Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
lava?

(I'VE BEEN GOING AT THIS FOREVER!!!
... 22 more. Less if I purge them for not being funny enough)  

[ChainsawDooM]

haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk
we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first
took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out
i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh
What'd he say when he woke up this morning?
uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you?
holy f***.
i f***ing hope im wrong about what im thinking right now
im f***ing going back to the beach to make sure
if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this
will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep s***.
quit: (DeadMansHand)
wtf? pete came home last night you f***. Ken's going to be worrying about this s*** all day
haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts
join: (PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP)
f***ing ken
ken... that f***er buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot
pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you.
oh f***.
if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything.
quit: (PeteRepeat)
rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach.
i can't beleive how perfect their timing was  

[ChainsawDooM]

YOU ALL SUCK D***
er.
hi.
A common typo.
the keys are like right next to each other.  

[ChainsawDooM]

hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
********* see!
hunter2
doesnt look like stars to me
*******
thats what I see
oh, really?
Absolutely
you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
haha, does that look funny to you?
lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
awesome!
wait, how do you know my pw?
er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
oh, ok.  

[ChainsawDooM]

so there i was in this hallway right
i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
WRONG B****
IM SICK OF YOU
AND YOUR LAME STORIES
NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
IN FACT
IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT f**
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked by t0rbad ( )
so there i was in this hallway right
right
Right.
right  

[ChainsawDooM]

get up
get on up
get up
get on up
and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances biggrin -<
* nmp3bot dances biggrin |-<
* nmp3bot dances biggrin /-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet  

[ChainsawDooM]

HEY EURAKARTE
INSULT
RETORT
COUNTER-RETORT
QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE F*** UP
NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
RIPOSTE
ADD-ON RIPOSTE
COUNTER-RIPOSTE
COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
ACKNOWLEDGMENT AND ACCEPTANCE OF TERMS  

[ChainsawDooM]

I'm a pseudomasochist, pretend to spank me  

[ChainsawDooM]

<@PikaChan> the four greatest numbers in existance: 13, 69, 666, 1337
<@PikaChan> man, it'd be cool to have the phone number 1-337-666-1369
<&#xra;gna> pika, you thought long and hard about that didnt you?
<@PikaChan> yes i did  

[ChainsawDooM]

No matter how dead one is, it's still demoralizing to see one's crotch get hurled explosively across a warehouse.  

[ChainsawDooM]

oh sick i just sneezed and blood shot out of my crotch
that time again??
hahaha
yes
that was a pretty f***ing sick thing to say wasnt it?
hell yes  

[ChainsawDooM]

BTW, when you see 'TS' in a movie pr0n header, it stands for 'transexual' or 'transvestite'.
hahaha iretd
heh
did you learn that the hard way?
dalias, sure did. Was hard intended pun? smile
There was something more to that chick. Couldn't quite put my finger on it. And then there it was. Something I wouldn't wanna put my finger on.  

[ChainsawDooM]

I just blew my load
ugh I cant believe I ate the whole thing. 8(
......
oh crap that didnt come out right
I just ate a whole 12 inch pizza
Surrrre ya did.  

[ChainsawDooM]

anyone know of some good mp rpgs
RL is good
whats rl ?
Real Life
link ?  

[ChainsawDooM]

Don't call them Broads
B****es HATE that!