Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

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DasJabberwockie

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DasJabberwockie

Krauser> Screw restoring Umbrella, I'm off to play Tetris. stare

No. Nicholai would play Tetris. Think about it.

I did, and if you think about it, Krauser would never play Tetris either, Bio. I doubt he even knows what videogames are. ninja

He's not a puzzle game guy... he'd have a bunch of First Person Shooters, and secretly be a Halo fan boy, "OMG D0ESN7 TEH L8Z3R SW04D R0> xd

[Das Jabberwockie]

Usagi Ninja

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Krauser> Screw restoring Umbrella, I'm off to play Tetris. stare

No. Nicholai would play Tetris. Think about it.

I did, and if you think about it, Krauser would never play Tetris either, Bio. I doubt he even knows what videogames are. ninja

He's not a puzzle game guy... he'd have a bunch of First Person Shooters, and secretly be a Halo fan boy, "OMG D0ESN7 TEH L8Z3R SW04D R0> xd

Indeed.
And his guilty pleasure is playing Goldeneye 007 64.
(Ahh...my first shoot-em up game. xd )  

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DasJabberwockie

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DasJabberwockie

Krauser> Screw restoring Umbrella, I'm off to play Tetris. stare

No. Nicholai would play Tetris. Think about it.

I did, and if you think about it, Krauser would never play Tetris either, Bio. I doubt he even knows what videogames are. ninja

No, you said Krauser. I said Nicholai. He's russian, so he knows Tetris!  

[Das Jabberwockie]

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DasJabberwockie

Krauser> Screw restoring Umbrella, I'm off to play Tetris. stare

No. Nicholai would play Tetris. Think about it.

I did, and if you think about it, Krauser would never play Tetris either, Bio. I doubt he even knows what videogames are. ninja

No, you said Krauser. I said Nicholai. He's russian, so he knows Tetris!

Yeah and krauser's not Russian...he doesn't know tetris either so he'd never say "I'm going to play tetris" and this is the "things resident evil characters would never say" thread.  

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DasJabberwockie

Yeah and krauser's not Russian...he doesn't know tetris either so he'd never say "I'm going to play tetris" and this is the "things resident evil characters would never say" thread.

But it has nothing to do with whether he knows Tetris or not, it's more of the fact that he's quitting his mission for a video game. That's the funny part, not the Tetris thing. Because I'm sure that Krauser heard of Tetris. If he hadn't, then he was one deprived child... which would explain why he turned out the way he was... So it's just an endless cycle.... What's the matter with you people!?!?!?! xp domokun gonk  

[Das Jabberwockie]

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DasJabberwockie

Yeah and krauser's not Russian...he doesn't know tetris either so he'd never say "I'm going to play tetris" and this is the "things resident evil characters would never say" thread.

But it has nothing to do with whether he knows Tetris or not, it's more of the fact that he's quitting his mission for a video game. That's the funny part, not the Tetris thing. Because I'm sure that Krauser heard of Tetris. If he hadn't, then he was one deprived child... which would explain why he turned out the way he was... So it's just an endless cycle.... What's the matter with you people!?!?!?! xp domokun gonk

I felt argumentive, I apologize. xd  

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DasJabberwockie

I felt argumentive, I apologize. xd

Huh... That's something Alfred would never say.  

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I felt argumentive, I apologize. xd

Huh... That's something Alfred would never say.

Yeah, and a lot of other villains.

"Throwing that fit was childish of me, Mr. Kennedy. You can just take the girl."-Salazar  

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DasJabberwockie

Yeah, and a lot of other villains.

"Throwing that fit was childish of me, Mr. Kennedy. You can just take the girl."-Salazar

Yeah, I see your point.
"I'm sorry, uhh... Ada. You can have the G-Virus, I've got another one in the lab anyway." -Anette  

[Darth Moren]

Mr Potatomoto: I LIKE YOUR MONEY!  

[Garcian Smith]

Wesker: I don't like wearing sunglasses, From now on I go au natural
Chris: MY EYES!!!  

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Leon at the barber: Alright. Shave it off.  

[Junior~Mints]

RE:YIM


ClaireREver: So Leon, what you have planned in Eurpoe?
LeonLuvsAda: Well, Kills a couple hundred Ganados, Save Ashely, See my Ada heart , Kill some more Ganados, Eat Fish, eggs, have a cup of tea, and finally write my book on Umbrella and how to stop thier evil plans.
ClaireREver: eek Sounds like alot.
LeonLuvsAda: No, thats just for the 1st day.  

[Das Jabberwockie]

"That was fun! Let's do it again! *squee* whee " -any main or secondary character  

[OfWenzel]

Enrico Marinni: Hmmmm, Maybe Billy is a good guy after all.

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