If Kirby swallowed you, what ability would he gain?

[don bryan]

Andrew Android

I dunno, but if Kirby swallowed Britney Spears, he wouldn't gain any new abilities, because Britney already swallows people XD

8-B

lol good one, if he swallowed me he'd actually look normal for once, instead of looking like a mutant gum wad, that sucks things up. mrgreen

imagine kirby swallowing chuck norris he'd have the goofyu hair and the ability to look like a hick but still kick your a-... butt  

[Bleeding Prince]

nice sig...im not against women for president, but Hilary Clinton...um...(......).........  

[Dark Paladin 905]

Let's see if he swallowed me he would have an eyepatch and red spiky hair, and uh...... become undead  

[Smedium5]

xDLSx

he would have the ability to be black
so he would have
super speed, he could jump high, rap, wear baggy cloths, and lots of gold chains, he would rep his planet, and blast any fool who messed with him
or at least thats what he'd say he'd do
lol

clever... made me laugh out loud! lol

domokun  

[Quishta]

If he ate me, he'd forget what he was doing in the middle of every attack, except when he got angry, then he'd bust out a secret move from the shadows and snipe everyone to death! ^_^  

[Aquastar_1]

He'd have the ability to obsess over everything and never have to sleep.  

[Akuyoko]

He'd stay exactly the same.
Wait- wait a second!  

[Phantom Nova]

He'd gain my medical problems, but also my insane nerdyness, allowing him to retain endless amounts of video game and anime information!  

[New Years Eve]

He would gain my hyperactivity and insatiable need for manga.  

[south_star89]

He'd develop early stages of juvenille diabetes and the ability to type so fast, it makes filling out surveys in exchange for points worth it.  

[Digital Coffee]

He would gain the ability to relay a few hours worth of conversation with about twenty words and four expressions. He'd have a strange obsession with cleaning/tidying things. And he would never get his cake back (or whatever it is you do in his games) because he'd be too busy perfecting every single side quest compulsively ._.  

[Bella Signora]

If Kirby is to inhale me, he'll could travel through time and space XP.  

[Raptorphobia]

If he swallowed me he would gain the ability to bleed for 7 days and not die wink  

[problematic briefcase]

He would be able to play the guitar, but he would eat the guitar sadly. xD

 

[smile into the chaos]

He'd get the sleep power, just like the "enemy" in Kirby's Adventures for the NES.
Useless, but adorable.