Biohazard EXTREME's New Caption Contest

[Hanibal Rex]

Leon: "Dear Diary. Today was totally lame, I had to put up with Ashley whining my name like another 4,000 times. That b***h also used up my awesome black eyeliner, and stole the last of the chocolate cookies. I'm sooo totally dropping a boulder on her next chance I get."  

[Kenshin1387]

First Place: Vinessa_Valentine
The Ganados touched me in my danger zone! That was the funniest line I have read in a while. Nicely done.

Second Place: Biohazard EXTREME

Third Place: NotteRequiem  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Always, ALWAYS second place... Never the winner. crying  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

Wow... I won with that one line. Awesome! ^_^ Here's my new one, sorry for the quality of the pic:


Leon: "Excuse me gentlemen... but I've received a complaint about noise from this party. THERE ISN'T ENOUGH!!!"  

[Canas Renvall]

Leon: "Excuse me gentlemen... but I've received a complaint about noise from this party. THERE ISN'T ENOUGH!!!"

Zombie Nearest Leon: Don't even try that excuse. We're not gonna make you scream.

As Bio said... Oh yeah, I went there. xd  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Leon: "Excuse me gentlemen... but I've received a complaint about noise from this party. THERE ISN'T ENOUGH!!!"

Zombie: Sir, please. We're trying to discuss the downfall of communism in the Soviet Empire, and how it resulted in an economic crash of unprecedented proportions.

Leon: ... Okay, that's it! Mendatory drug test!  

[NotteRequiem]

Leon: "Excuse me gentlemen... but I've received a complaint about noise from this party. THERE ISN'T ENOUGH!!!"

Zombie closest to Leon: Yeah, well we were just about to say there wasn't enough of YOU to go around! heart heart heart  

[John The Baptist Seed]

Leon: "Excuse me gentlemen... but I've received a complaint about noise from this party. THERE ISN'T ENOUGH!!!"

Zombie closest to Leon: Hey guys! Food has arrived!  

[Hanibal Rex]

Leon: "Excuse me gentlemen... but I've received a complaint about noise from this party. THERE ISN'T ENOUGH!!!"

Boombox: "You spin me right round, baby
right round like a record, baby
Right round round round..."  

[XINVADER]

Leon: "Excuse me gentlemen... but I've received a complaint about noise from this party. THERE ISN'T ENOUGH!!!"

Zombie closest to Leon: stare *grabs the phone from the booth and beats him to death*  

[RoninFox]

Leon: "Excuse me gentlemen... but I've received a complaint about noise from this party. THERE ISN'T ENOUGH!!!"
Zombie in the back: "Ooooh, the stripper's finally here!" 4laugh  

[Wesker Chic]

Leon: "Excuse me gentlemen... but I've received a complaint about noise from this party. THERE ISN'T ENOUGH!!!"

Zombie in Middle: That's cause until you arrived we didn't have a b***h to torture!  

[Vankala]

Leon: "Excuse me gentlemen... but I've received a complaint about noise from this party. THERE ISN'T ENOUGH!!!"

Zombie: "....Okay, who the hell ordered the gay stripper!?!?"  

[bbaIla]

Leon: "Excuse me gentlemen... but I've received a complaint about noise from this party. THERE ISN'T ENOUGH!!!"

Zombie in back: I thought you guys invited ada gonk  

[Pyrojunk]

Leon: "Excuse me gentlemen... but I've received a complaint about noise from this party. THERE ISN'T ENOUGH!!!"

Zombie: Ha! You'll want less noise when in 6 years an annoying girl is screaming for help every five seconds!!!

Leon: What...?