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Sielent

PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 3:57 pm
There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of wonderful, gassy goodness made everything trippy. Soon Bambi was a drug addict. A sad addict. Then it happened. There were bananas. Thousands of them. They flooded the whole wide world! Monkeys everywhere rejoiced. Until one day,  
PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 11:16 am
There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of wonderful, gassy goodness made everything trippy. Soon Bambi was a drug addict. A sad addict. Then it happened. There were bananas. Thousands of them. They flooded the whole wide world! Monkeys everywhere rejoiced. Until one day, the gorilla overlords  

Randomly Gone Insane
Vice Captain

Romantic Raider


Zahzi
Captain

Distinct Lunatic

PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 11:32 am
There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of wonderful, gassy goodness made everything trippy. Soon Bambi was a drug addict. A sad addict. Then it happened. There were bananas. Thousands of them. They flooded the whole wide world! Monkeys everywhere rejoiced. Until one day, the gorilla overlords were fed up  
PostPosted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:55 am
There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of wonderful, gassy goodness made everything trippy. Soon Bambi was a drug addict. A sad addict. Then it happened. There were bananas. Thousands of them. They flooded the whole wide world! Monkeys everywhere rejoiced. Until one day, the gorilla overlords were fed up with the monkies'  

Sielent


Randomly Gone Insane
Vice Captain

Romantic Raider

PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:34 am
There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of wonderful, gassy goodness made everything trippy. Soon Bambi was a drug addict. A sad addict. Then it happened. There were bananas. Thousands of them. They flooded the whole wide world! Monkeys everywhere rejoiced. Until one day, the gorilla overlords were fed up with the monkeys because they're silly.  
PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 2:30 pm
There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of wonderful, gassy goodness made everything trippy. Soon Bambi was a drug addict. A sad addict. Then it happened. There were bananas. Thousands of them. They flooded the whole wide world! Monkeys everywhere rejoiced. Until one day, the gorilla overlords were fed up with the monkeys because they're silly. And silliness DIES.  

Zahzi
Captain

Distinct Lunatic


Sielent

PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:30 am
There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of wonderful, gassy goodness made everything trippy. Soon Bambi was a drug addict. A sad addict. Then it happened. There were bananas. Thousands of them. They flooded the whole wide world! Monkeys everywhere rejoiced. Until one day, the gorilla overlords were fed up with the monkeys because they're silly. And silliness DIES. Unless of course  
PostPosted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 7:26 pm
There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of wonderful, gassy goodness made everything trippy. Soon Bambi was a drug addict. A sad addict. Then it happened. There were bananas. Thousands of them. They flooded the whole wide world! Monkeys everywhere rejoiced. Until one day, the gorilla overlords were fed up with the monkeys because they're silly. And silliness DIES. Unless of course they monkeys wield  

Randomly Gone Insane
Vice Captain

Romantic Raider


Zahzi
Captain

Distinct Lunatic

PostPosted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 8:12 pm
There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of wonderful, gassy goodness made everything trippy. Soon Bambi was a drug addict. A sad addict. Then it happened. There were bananas. Thousands of them. They flooded the whole wide world! Monkeys everywhere rejoiced. Until one day, the gorilla overlords were fed up with the monkeys because they're silly. And silliness DIES. Unless of course the monkeys wield giant banana boomerangs  
PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:59 am
There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of wonderful, gassy goodness made everything trippy. Soon Bambi was a drug addict. A sad addict. Then it happened. There were bananas. Thousands of them. They flooded the whole wide world! Monkeys everywhere rejoiced. Until one day, the gorilla overlords were fed up with the monkeys because they're silly. And silliness DIES. Unless of course the monkeys wield giant banana boomerangs and fly large  

Sielent


Randomly Gone Insane
Vice Captain

Romantic Raider

PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:38 pm
There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of wonderful, gassy goodness made everything trippy. Soon Bambi was a drug addict. A sad addict. Then it happened. There were bananas. Thousands of them. They flooded the whole wide world! Monkeys everywhere rejoiced. Until one day, the gorilla overlords were fed up with the monkeys because they're silly. And silliness DIES. Unless of course the monkeys wield giant banana boomerangs and fly large buses of doom!  
PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 5:32 am
There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of wonderful, gassy goodness made everything trippy. Soon Bambi was a drug addict. A sad addict. Then it happened. There were bananas. Thousands of them. They flooded the whole wide world! Monkeys everywhere rejoiced. Until one day, the gorilla overlords were fed up with the monkeys because they're silly. And silliness DIES. Unless of course the monkeys wield giant banana boomerangs and fly large buses of doom! The Gorilla Overlords  

Zahzi
Captain

Distinct Lunatic


Sielent

PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 5:49 am
There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of wonderful, gassy goodness made everything trippy. Soon Bambi was a drug addict. A sad addict. Then it happened. There were bananas. Thousands of them. They flooded the whole wide world! Monkeys everywhere rejoiced. Until one day, the gorilla overlords were fed up with the monkeys because they're silly. And silliness DIES. Unless of course the monkeys wield giant banana boomerangs and fly large buses of doom! The Gorilla Overlords along with the  
PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:58 pm
There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of wonderful, gassy goodness made everything trippy. Soon Bambi was a drug addict. A sad addict. Then it happened. There were bananas. Thousands of them. They flooded the whole wide world! Monkeys everywhere rejoiced. Until one day, the gorilla overlords were fed up with the monkeys because they're silly. And silliness DIES. Unless of course the monkeys wield giant banana boomerangs and fly large buses of doom! The Gorilla Overlords along with the really annoying oranges  

madametrixie


Sielent

PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 8:47 pm
There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of wonderful, gassy goodness made everything trippy. Soon Bambi was a drug addict. A sad addict. Then it happened. There were bananas. Thousands of them. They flooded the whole wide world! Monkeys everywhere rejoiced. Until one day, the gorilla overlords were fed up with the monkeys because they're silly. And silliness DIES. Unless of course the monkeys wield giant banana boomerangs and fly large buses of doom! The Gorilla Overlords along with the really annoying oranges laid siege to  
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