*The Wish Game*

[xwhateverxdudex]

Your body sucks away everyone elses immunity systems in the entire world.
(and everyone else gets sick and dies)

I wish that all movies and TV shows were UNCUT.  

[Moonracer]

Totally granted!

I wish...that people would quit acting stupid.  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Granted (I nice grant because you granted my last one)

I wish that the person that came up with the idea of editing, cutting, and censoring movies, would come back to life so I could torture him to death.
evil  

[purpleravenhawk]

Granted, but he's only alive for two seconds.

I wish that Dude would quit being so angry.  

[xwhateverxdudex]

I become so cheerful that it sickens you to death.

I wish everything had an english translation that was actually good.  

[purpleravenhawk]

Granted. But it's Olde English. twisted

I wish that wishes would actually come true.  

[Ikataru]

Granted!!! But....along with the granted wish you get a poisoned frog which follows you around for all eternity killing everyone you care for.

I wish.....I had another cup of tea.

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[Moonracer]

Granted but it's poisoned.

I wish gas prices would go down to like .89 or so.  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Granted, but now there's a poll tax of 1000 dollars to even get to the pump.

I wish that I could fly.  

[Ikataru]

Granted. But a random hunter thinks you're a Quail and shoots you down.

I wish.......I wasn't sick right now.

®îñí Ïkãtå®û

 

[Moonracer]

Granted, you are no longer sick for that moment in time however once that moment passes you are far more sick then you were.

I wish....I could reach my goals.  

[xwhateverxdudex]

You reach all your goals, so there is nothing left to look forward to, and you become bored with your life.

I wish i wasn't cold when I wake up.  

[purpleravenhawk]

You're cold, and you DON'T wake up. blaugh

I wish I was a famous writer.  

[xwhateverxdudex]

You become SOO famous that people come to you house at all hours of the day and night to get your autograph and try to "be friends" just so they can say that they know some one famous.

I wish my tv wasn't braking.  

[Ikataru]

♥ Granted....but you are. O_O;

I wish.....I had tacos.

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