Mad Libs

[ChainsawDooM]

Yeah, because I totally wasn't monopolizing when I was doing it...
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Go ahead and do it more than once.  

[Gweener]

Yeah, Hazu, don't be worried about doing it more than once in a row...
what ever keeps the ball moving!

Naughty-naughty, Chainsaw. You almost ruined this recipe! xd

I'll give a noun...
booger!  

[ChainsawDooM]

Well, I'm sorry, but after the train of thought I was on, there aren't too many things that will come to mind with the cue "something creamy."

... It's almost like she was leading me on.

... Besides... I'm sure the recipe was ruined long before that... probably even before "razor blades."  

[Hazumu-san]

OK  

[PieMonster2000]

rofl The 'something creamy' seemed totally innocent at the time...! Lol, well, this thing is most certainly not edible.. and if you do want to eat it, consult your doctor. mrgreen

...*ponder* I wonder if it is complete......  

[ChainsawDooM]

I was also tempted to say "cream" for something creamy...  

[Gweener]

"Something powdery"... I was thinking arsenic/ anthrax, or some sort of drug... either way, things would have gotten ugly.
By the way, I was being sacastic when I said you would have ruined it. xd
"Baby-batter on the brain."..."going out there with a loaded weapon!"  

[ChainsawDooM]

I also thought arsenic... but I was beaten to the punch.  

[PieMonster2000]

Sticky Watermelon Feather Pie

Ingredients:
• 1 cup Hazumu-san baking mix
• 1/2 cup leather manties
• 1 tsp Watermelon pie spice
• 2 tsp talcum powder
• 2 boats
• 1 can (15 oz) Watermelon puree
• 1 can (12 oz) fluorescent hot pink 3-Ply Toilet Paper
• 3/4 cup feathers, chopped
Topping:
• 1 1/2 cup thawed, or whipped green jello.
• 1/4 tsp Watermelon pie spice or cinnamon; optional

Preparation:

This Sticky Watermelon Feather pie makes its own hand lotion.
Heat oven to 8,236,409,287° and booger a 10-inch pie plate. Combine the Hazumu-san baking mix, leather manties, 1 teaspoon watermelon pie spice, talcum powder, boats, watermelon puree, and evaporated 3-Ply Toilet Paper. Stir in feathers. Pour into the corrosive pie plate.

Gyrate for 50 to 55 minutes or until knife inserted near center comes out grungy and grimy; cool on rack. If desired, blend watermelon pie spice or cinnamon into the whipped topping or whipped green jello. Serve pie with whipped razor-blades. Store pie in beef jerky.

^ Hehe... who wants to try some... ? sweatdrop  

[Gweener]

rofl
The mental picture is positively atrocious! (I wish I could draw that)
We'll be wishing we did add that arsenic. xd  

[ChainsawDooM]

... I particularly like the whipped razor blades. The temperature required also happens to be hotter than not only the surface of the sun, but also the core and even corona of the sun (In any temperature scale you look at it from, too).

...
I also laughed that Hazumu-san baking mix needs to be mixed with leather manties... heh-heh-heh...  

[PieMonster2000]

xp The arsenic almost seems harmless compared to all the other ingredients in there.. X_x
Maybe the gyration time in the oven will have to be longer than 50-55 minutes then..... XD  

[Hazumu-san]

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

I can't stop laughing! That was super funny. Thank You for the Mad Lib!
*huggles Piemonster*  

[Hazumu-san]

Ok it my turn now! This one is going to be secret (because otherwise everyone will know what to say!)

First I need a Noun.  

[ChainsawDooM]

Banana