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 Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:56 pm
yo mama has so many chins that she keeps a bookmark in her mouth so she can remember where to stuff the food biggrin
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 4:37 pm
ur mama not getin my secret 2 the center of the tootsie pop
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 4:41 pm
yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with an application
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 4:42 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:58 am
yo mama so thin and ugly she went to a funeral and a man said why are you outside the casket?
yo mama so stupid she step on a crack and broke her back
yo mama's so stupid she doesn't know the difference between cable tv and the cable man
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:23 am
Yo mama so dark that when the police shot at her at night the bullets came back and asked for a flashlight.
yo mama so dark she went to night school and got marked absent.
Yo Mama's so stupid she can't read an audio book.
Yo Mama's so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo Mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps.
Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo Mama so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.
Yo Mama so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.
Yo Momma so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.
Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo Mama so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Yo Mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
Yo Mama so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.
Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo Mama so stupid, when the pc said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the Any key.
Yo Mama so stupid, she spent twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box
because it said `concentrate.
Yo Mama so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool
and she drowned.Yo Mama so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo Mama so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:52 am
Yo momma's so old, she sat next to Jesus in third grade.
Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Your momma's so dumb she thought the computer screen saver was TV
Your momma's so dumb she thought a telephone was a phone for the T.V
Your momma's so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund
Your momma's so smelly even sewer rats get out of her way.
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail
Yo Mama's so skinny she has to wipe her butt with dental floss
Yo Mama's so greasy that she has to use baccon as a bandaid
Yo Momma's so poor she uses cheerios as earrings
Yo Momma's so poor when I stepped on a lit cigarrette in your house she yelled "who turned of the heat"!
Your momma's so dumb I caught her staring at a piece of paper. She said it was Pay-Per View
Yo Mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it say's I want your weight not your phone number
Yo Mama's so fat it took three years for her to get liposuction
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:00 am
Yo mamma' so stupid she calls me Bevis cuz she gives me nothin BUT HEAD.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
I HAVE MILLIONS
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 6:24 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:42 am
yo mama is so stupid that when she took a kid to the theaters to watch a r rated movie, they said under 17 not permited so she just came back in an hour with 15 of your friends
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:45 am
LMAO some of these are hilarious
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:20 am
YO MAMA SO HAIRY SHE GOT AFRO'S AROUND HER NIPPLES!!!
PWNS BIATCH'S XDDDDDDDDD
I KNOW THE CONTEST IS OVER!! I JUST HAD TO DO IT!!!
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 12:53 am
Yo mama is so stupid that when she jumped of a boat she couldn't hit the water.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she realized she couldn't read,she got a book on how to read.
Yo mama is so old that she was watching god make all the planets.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got shot she didn't know she was dead.
Yo mama is so stupid that every time she heard someone talk about a roof she thought it was the sound that dogs made.
=D that is all.don't report me pls =D
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 12:57 am
YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SOMEONE SHOT HER THE BULLETS BOUNCED OF HER BELLY.
YO MAMA IS SO BIG AND BLACK THAT WHEN SHE WAS RUNNING DOWN A MOUNTAIN EVERYONE THOUGHT THERE WAS A LANDSLIDE.
=D TEE-HEE
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 1:18 am
Ok let see if any of these tickle anyone's fancy...
Your mom is SO fat that at the last wedding she went to, she jumped and made the band skip.
The last time your mom saw 90210 was on the scale.
Your mom is SO fat her blood type is Ragu.
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