Corrupt a Wish 8D

[The Dashing Hero]

Granted, but they're moldy.

I wish I could use magic.  

[LordKhrima]

Granted, but it's spelled magick.

I wish I had more Michael Kuperman comic books.  

[Jlneo]

LordKhrima

Granted, but they don't let you come back.

I wish I had pork chops right now.

That's actually a good thing, unless I run outta money for the rides, of course. ;D  

[Jlneo]

LordKhrima

Granted, but it's spelled magick.

I wish I had more Michael Kuperman comic books.

Granted, but they're all torn up.

I wish one of my friends would come over.  

[Saga Shadow]

granted, but it's the one friend that you really can't figure out why they're your friend, because of blatant rudeness to you and others.

I wish stupid people weren't allowed by law to drive.  

[Jlneo]

Granted, but now no one is allowed to drive.

I wish Gackt would tour in the US.  

[The Dashing Hero]

Granted, but they never come to your city.

I wish my dogs would stop barking for a little while.  

[Jlneo]

Granted, but after that while they bark nonstop.

I wish Gackt would be in concert in my city then. ;D  

[The Dashing Hero]

Granted, but you can't get tickets.

I wish the Christmas critters wouldn't give birth to the Antichrist.  

[Jlneo]

Granted, but now they give birth to a bunch of Satanists.

I wish i could get tickets.  

[Jenitorturer]

Granted, but your tickets get blown away by a strong gust of wind.

I wish I had a never ending supply of milky parfait. <3

 

[FreakingCosmicKid]

granted, but after a week you get sick of them and they just start piling up inside your house.

I wish for different music to listen to.  

[Jlneo]

Granted, but it's nothing but Miley Cyrus and Brittney Spears.

I wish I could get lvl 4 Bow proficiency already on my archer on Conquer.  

[Jenitorturer]

Granted, but you get banned shortly after.

I wish I knew if my boyfriend was cheating. =/

 

[FreakingCosmicKid]

Granted, but you find out by walking in on him during an orgy.

I wish i could move out already.