Riddles

[TFTLS]

wrong  

[Vampyre Neko Serena]

I CAN'T GET IT... >_<  

[Zemblanity Insomnia]

A Ghost in a Chainmail?? stressed  

[Jasae Bushae]

I can be cracked, I can be made. I can be told, I can be played. What am I? blaugh  

[Kenton Alkemi]

Jasae Bushae

I can be cracked, I can be made. I can be told, I can be played. What am I? blaugh

Sam: A joke! BWAHAHAHA!! xd

Mack: Sam.... stressed  

[Taimu Dolores]

C.B: Just let it go Mack.... ^^;

what brushes my teath, combs my hair, and and washes my hands in one morning?

((This was taught to me by my uncle XP ))  

[Starjian Orion]

Answer : Yourself

Riddle : Two men here that their rich uncle died and go to find out they are in the will. Soon enough the two men learn that to receive thier inheritence they would have to race to another city on horseback. The one stipulation was that the owner of the horse that got back last would get all the inheritance. So they set off the next morning on their best steeds and go very slow. By the end of the day they've gone about 20 miles of the hundreds to the city. They stop at a bar/inn. The next day they race out of the city as quickly as possible.

The question is : What did the bartender tell them the night before?  

[Jasae Bushae]

rolleyes that they owned eachothers horses  

[Emi-dono]

I hope it's ok for me to post this.... feel free to throw stones if it's not xd


What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?  

[HasmatX]

Silence

While i was going to St. Ives I met a man with 7 sacks, in each sack was 7 cats, with each cat were 7 kittens.

Out of all the men, sacks, cats and kittens how many were going to St. Ives?  

[Kenton Alkemi]

Only one.  

[HasmatX]

correct  

[Jasae Bushae]

what word has a thousand letters in it?  

[HasmatX]

thousand  

[Jasae Bushae]

nope