Corrupt a Wish

[00Shoe]

Granted, you no longer have a nose.

I wish my chair performed massages.  

[FiliaFlammae]

Granted. It also performs in a band, so it's out at a gig or rehearsal nearly every night. Have fun with no chair.

I wish that cupid guy in the header would disappear.  

[00Shoe]

Granted, he disappears from the header. But haunts your dreams

I wish that one install was enough.  

[Saga Shadow]

Granted, it was enough to install a virus that crashes your computer (you should be more specific next time)

I wish I would recover quickly from getting my wisdom teeth out  

[00Shoe]

Granted, but they grow back and they cause your teeth to get all out of whack.

(I have to get mine out sometime, they grew in at a weird angle, kinda messed up my perfect teeth)

I wish I wasn't so ticklish.  

[Saga Shadow]

You can no longer feel anything

I wish there wasn't so much snow.  

[FiliaFlammae]

Granted. The world is on fire.

I wish I were a few years older.  

[Saga Shadow]

hi, grandma.

I wish I had some money to buy more music  

[00Shoe]

Granted, now you have no money for food or shelter. And your iPod dies.

I wish my mouse had a proper scroll wheel.  

[Kotetsu_Uzumaki]

Granted, but then you spill glue on it

I wish pokemon were real smile  

[Saga Shadow]

you get eaten by a gyarados

I wish I had something to do on thursdays  

[Jackal McFluffybutt]

Congratulations, you get to wash the toilets in the boys locker room!

I wish there was more Dr. Who in my hands!  

[FiliaFlammae]

You sick groper, you.

I wish I had a two-foot-tall pet dragon.  

[Jackal McFluffybutt]

Luck you! you've got me! I only had to shrink myself! think of what a terror I will become! MWAHAHAHAHA!

I wish for the power over Air.  

[FiliaFlammae]

The power over air? Oh, you mean outside the atmosphere? Okay, you get to be a living sun and scorch anything within two hundred feet of you!

I wish I were Dory. Just keep swimming!