Them Thar Wrasslin' ( Beat the cultie above you thread)

[GrowingDandelion]

Wantcookie

GrowingDandelion

dragn99

I force LPS to watch the tape.
While she's distracted, I take the belt and hang glide off into the horizon.

What? Nobody likes sex legend on green supernatural anymore? I am offended.

I don't think you'd have to force anyone to watch that. xd
Also, still locked in that room. Let's record a few more, shall we?

*clonks over head with staff and poofs out of room* I AM STILL THE CHAMPION!

(Also, sig the above.)  

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

GrowingDandelion

Wantcookie

GrowingDandelion

dragn99

I force LPS to watch the tape.
While she's distracted, I take the belt and hang glide off into the horizon.

What? Nobody likes sex legend on green supernatural anymore? I am offended.

I don't think you'd have to force anyone to watch that. xd
Also, still locked in that room. Let's record a few more, shall we?

*clonks over head with staff and poofs out of room* I AM STILL THE CHAMPION!

(Also, sig the above.)

I may be seeing little birds, but my d**k and I have survived worse!
*d**k'd*  

[CYBERPUNK PANDA]

*Throws in a pack of rabid wolverines into the room and waddles in wearing a police attack dog suit whistling as you are mauled and slashed to raw horrendously pain states ruining your chance to climax.* I'll take that belt

*whistles over your screams of mixed pain and excitement and leaves for the ice cream store*  

[Owwin]

My revenge is nigh. Kyro Freed, you are judged of bum rushing me every time I get the belt. I have endured the tortures of the future, LPS saw to that. I return more powerful than I have ever been. 400 years have hardened me and made my body strong, my heart callous, and my mind hateful. I have finally found out how to use hate as a form of energy. I can manifest this into iron, electricity, living cells. I have amassed an army born from my own fury and flesh. They are all within a dimension I have created specifically for you. Enjoy your stay. Time is different there like a face in the water it is distorted. On this day, I send you into the clearing at the end of the path. Thou are sentenced, guilty. I'll be taking my belt now. Now, someone please take this from me, as I need to get revenge on LPS too.  

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

I suppose if you're going to just offer it like that...  

[Owwin]

(comment, not participating)
Thankee sai Cookie.  

[Orphie]

Give me the belt or this bone saw is going to meet with a bone of another kind, if you get my drift.

thank you very much sir  

[CYBERPUNK PANDA]

I get a wave of angry evil impersonators to assault her as I wait for the dust and "uh huhs" to dissipate and claim my tittle