THIS IS MY ******** HOUSE.

[Taigamma]

*trips and destroys security bot*  

[NaniSeraphina]

-people dominos-  

[Eumorpha]

I am not even going to ask how
you managed to destroy one of
my titanium alloy security bots
by tripping so long as you get the <******** out.  

[Dani Grey]

-crashes in through the ceiling and clubs Rolan with seahorse staff-

scream scream  

[Best Fapper Alive]

Woah  

[Taigamma]

*head breaks seahorse club*

95% of my body is made of a Tungsten-Carbon based alloy.


And Titanium isn't even that hard. >.>  

[Best Fapper Alive]

You just made up that Tungston Alloy stuff hubh?  

[Eumorpha]

********! HOW MUCH
IS IT TO ASK FOR A ******** HOUSE? Peaceful house,
nice conversation, maybe some tea,
NOT A ******** WAR ZONE. You
asshats keep this up, and I will be
gone. And you'll be like, "Oh what
happened to Morph?" And I'll burst
out of nowhere and say, "YOU <******** KILLED ME, ASSHOLES."

jesus ******** christ... you open the doors to your wonderful home, and somehow all the ******** filth gets in.. fuuuck.. dammit.. give me a ******** brain aneurysm, jeez.. it's not like it's a ******** combat arena or some s**t.. this is my ******** house.. ********..  

[Best Fapper Alive]

Damn...
*Shakes pill bottle*
Take about 5 of these and you should be fine  

[Eumorpha]

******** YOU. YOU KNOW WHAT KIND
OF MEDICINE I NEED? ALL OF YOU
SHUTTING THE ******** UP.  

[Best Fapper Alive]

*Lights a cigerette and pushes into her mouth while she's inhaling the taking it out when she exhaled*
All chill now?
*Starts smoking it himself*  

[Eumorpha]

STOP YOUR DRUG PEDALING. I
DIDN'T GET SHOT IN 'NAM JUST
TO GET A CIGARETTE FORCED
INTO MY MOUTH.  

[Best Fapper Alive]

Nothing will calm you down huh?  

[Eumorpha]

NOT WHILE JACKHOLES ARE
STILL ******** UP MY HOUSE.  

[Best Fapper Alive]

Alright
*Calmly gets up and kicks the jackholes out of the house*
Better?