We can't be friends any more because

[Scarlet_Teardrops]

We can't be friends anymore because your eyes are creepy.
 

[Lucky-Emi]

we cant be friends anymore because i just pounced on you and ate your brain muahahaha  

[Shadows-shine]

We can't be friends any more because I agree with Scarlett  

[Lucky-Emi]

we cant be friends anymore because i am a zombie i am supposed to be as creepy as possible  

[Hizuma the Troublesome]

We can't be friends anymore because zombies(at least George A. Romaro's) are slow moving....
*throws a roll of orange duct tape at zombie-Emi and hides*  

[Riku Elmwick]

We can't be friends because you are troublesome.  

[Lucky-Emi]

we cant be friends anymore because i cant find find hizuma  

[Shadows-shine]

We can't be friends any more because the wind is blowing  

[Riku Elmwick]

We can't be friends cause you scare me with that glare.  

[Lucky-Emi]

we cant be friends anymore because i want people to click this link: http://dolphinmania.pandaandpenguin.com/dolphinmania/index.php?start=1

it will make you rich! (in gaia gold, of course)  

[Shadows-shine]

We can't be friends any more because most of the time those links are spammers and hackers just trying to take over your account. Be very careful!  

[Lucky-Emi]

okay mom xp

we cant be friends anymore because seriously it works i went from 49k to 70k in 30 minutes
you dont have to give your login info or anything  

[Shadows-shine]

We can't be friends any more because I am a mom...  

[Lucky-Emi]

we cant be friends anymore because i was being sarcastic and i meant to cut back on that  

[Shadows-shine]

We can't be friends any more because I caught your sarcasm. 3nodding