Corrupt a wish!

[Shadows-shine]

Granted but it's ruined in every possible way.


I wish I had some gum  

[Mr Baton]

Granted but it came from teh bathroom floor, and no one told you...

I wish that it wasnt to cold or to hot, or dangerous to chop wood.  

[Chief Chilly]

Granted but the bland weather and lack of danger makes you lead a life of absolute pure boredom, eventually making you commit suicide.

I wish I could come up with a good framework for my literary analysis.  

[devouri2]

Granted but it is has nothing to do with the subject

i wish i had powers that i know i could use for good  

[Shadows-shine]

Granted but the powers never work when you need/want them to.


I wish my husband would hurry up and get off work.  

[Chu_berri]

Wish granted, but he is home for a few minutes before being called back into work.
I wish mii sister would wake up already !  

[Shadows-shine]

Granted, but she expresses no interest in you.


I wish I had a bigger house  

[devouri2]

granted but it becomes a split level house

i wish i knew how other people feel about me  

[calibur-death]

Granted, but everyone hates you.

I wish i could get my friend to be... regular again.  

[Shadows-shine]

Granted, but now you're un-regular to your friend


I wish the snow would fall every where but on the roads and side walks.  

[calibur-death]

granted, but it falls inside the buildings.

I wish i could turn invisible burning_eyes  

[Astrimic]

Granted, but you turn blind.

I wish I had a turtle, that wouldn't harm me in any way.  

[Shadows-shine]

Granted, but the turtle is missing its shell.


I wish it wasn't so cold!  

[devouri2]

granted but it's a heat wave

i wish classes would be shorter  

[Shadows-shine]

Granted, but you now have to attend more classes to make up for the extra time.


I wish all my laundry was finished