The Throne

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

Wakes up and bites Kage's n****e. "Gimme teh throne, or I'll do bad things to you." biggrin  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

"I don't respond to threats." Takes Celtic by the hair and wrist. "Now lemme go or i'll do really bad things to you." blaugh  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

*offers Kage a lifetime subscription to PlayGirl in exchange for the throne* (Haha, yes I totally just did! xP plzdon'thurtme!)  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Declines and sits there reading his Playboy yet offers to share.  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

*le sigh* I give up. *crawls into Kage's lap and sits there*  

[The Furry Poet]

This seems ever so familiar
*Brings in an old fashion wooden chair and sets it by the throne*
This fight is unwinnable
*sits in chair and munches on chicken leg*  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

"Hi Dakota," says Celtic as she pats him on the head. 3nodding  

[The Furry Poet]

Hey celtic How are ya?  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Hungry.... *looks at Dakota's chicken leg and randomly leaves*  

[The Furry Poet]

Mine
*sits on throne next to Celtic*  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

... So I guess the throne is all mine nao? O.O  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Kage comes in with a bag in his hand. "Red Robin." As Celtic and Poet open their mouths to say 'Yum.' He pulls out a pepper spray and fires it into their faces making them sprawl out gagging from the sting as he takes the throne.  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

Kage, you're a jerk, and I don't want to sit on your lap anymoar!
*runs out of the room an returns later with jerk-repellant bat spray, which she sprays on Kage, causing him to automatically be thrown out of the room. Celtic then takes the throne.*  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

*Kage comes in pulling a huge present box with a rope inside* I got a box, I got a box, and guess what's inside it? *He tugs on the ribbon and it opens revealing an enormous 'I'm sorry' card* I'd rather break bones than feelings. *Feeling some satisfaction from the card Celtic gets up to inspect it and Kage takes the throne*  

[Saga Shadow]

"Hello. I am Shadow. This is my violin. I call her Diane. Diane has not been touched for 10 years, and the bow is bone-dry.
If you do not wish to hear Diane, then you will get up."

So Shadow takes the throne.