Crack, Guns, Sex, and Other Fun Things

[Zahzi]

"Uh-huh, like the LAST forty times you did?" Jack asked as the school came into view.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"THIS TIME HE'LL DO IT!"  

[Zahzi]

"And every time you try, Valarie counters it."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I'LL GET PAST HER THIS TIME!"  

[Zahzi]

"No you won't." Jack grunted, stopping right next to the school, waiting for them to get out.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Isaac practically flew out of the car, so shaken up walking was a difficult task.

Valarie remained composed though, and managed to unbuckle her seatbelt safely, sit up enough to give Jack a tight hug from behind, and get out of the car and run to the school.  

[Zahzi]

"Have a good day now~"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Bye Jackie!" Valarie called out, while Isaac crawled across the lot to the school.  

[Zahzi]

"Issac~ If you don't get up, I'll motivate you with the Mustang~"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Isaac, with a cry, scrambled on to his feet, and ran.  

[Zahzi]

Jack revved the engine just for kicks now.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

All that was left of Isaac was a dust cloud...  

[Zahzi]

Jack just gave a chuckle, driving off.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Back home...

"Yes. Hello. I'd like to order a new door." Henry smiled on the phone, trying to keep a positive attitude despite the damage to his home.

"...Yes, another door....Yes I'm aware I'd asked for a dozen doors already in this past month...We have a lot of accidents! ....Well your attitude is quite uncalled for, ma'am. I'm just trying-- ...Can I speak to your supervisor, NOW? ...WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?!"  

[Zahzi]

Jack was on his way to the local Home Depot, knowing full well what was going on at the home.