aNsWeR tHe QuEsTiOn WrOnG gAmE!!!

[Gurotsuki]

No one likes Z.

How many legs does a kitten have?  

[braqueur]

56.

Whats my name?  

[Gurotsuki]

Who cares?

How old is the Earth?  

[Master Princess 100]

Banana years old!

Why do fish swim?  

[poopie702]

Because muffins are ugly cupcakes.



Why does donkey kong wear a tie?  

[KindredofLegousa]

So he can one day go mortal kombat on Mario and strangle him to death.
Why is my avatar shirtless?  

[poopie702]

Your evil,racist melon-pult told you to.

Who truly is Un Owen?  

[kouhaijpg]

A whale wearing a sailor outfit and flies around singing The Nawhal Song.

What the hell was that for?!  

[Gurotsuki]

No one like that muffin.

What is a muffin?  

[getmeoffthishellsite]

Cream cheese and beautiful noses packed into a ball shape then thrown at the sun to burn.

Why did the alligator follow the chicken across the road?

 

[Master Princess 100]

To go to his house and borrow the refrigerator.

Why is dramallama ( dramallama ) a emotion?  

[poopie702]

Because llamas have become famous making secret cameos in every movie/tv show ever made.


Why can't I find a jiggy?  

[Sumirae Blackfall]

coz the rainbow ate it
why are there cows?  

[xXx_Gwee_xXx]

cuz our cookies would be lonely mrgreen

why is the sky not turquoise?  

[poopie702]

Well you see my dear,it isn't, because if it was,the gods would rain terror and utter destruction down upon us.

It's Godzilla!! He is after me! What do I do?!?!?