Corrupt a Wish Game

[eclaire5]

JoyRose

I wish for a pig with which to make bacon!

Granted - but you begin playing with the pig & dressing it in people clothes & so can't bring yourself to kill & eat it!

I wish I could go on a 2 week vacation! 3nodding  

[BogardAndy]

Granted, but when you return, you bring nasty bed bugs with you.

I wish for my apartment to burn to the ground so that I can get revenge on the company who thought it was funny to lie to me and to allow smokers into the building.

(this should be interesting. And K-Days is a summer festival)  

[Sweater Panda]

BogardAndy

Wish granted, however, everyone inside your apartment building dies, and you have to live with the guilt of knowing that you wished for their deaths.

I wish there were more hours in a day.  

[empress dee]

Granted, but then your computer crashes for not being updated as often as it should be and then you discover that the whole world is more advanced than you are making you sing the Flintstones theme song out of pure sarcasm.

I wish I could get rid of this heartburn.

(And yeah, Andy knew the consequences of his wish, nice for seeing the obvious. I would have went with something like, "granted, but the fire spreads out of control thus sending you running for your own life". Creativity people, preferably not the obvious consequence of the wish)  

[Different...Very.]

Granted. It is condensed into one page of microscopic text with a volume button for each section. The sections are all at different volumes, some soft enough for a dog to hear, some loud enough to fill a stadium. I'd say it's pretty nifty... maybe if we could alter the volumes of each chapter.... OH WELL!!

I wish I found a mirror that reflected who, where, and when I should meet next to advance in life.  

[Ginyuri]

Wish granted, but it's displayed in early Mario style pixels.

I wish I had a big fancy house lol  

[Different...Very.]

Ginyuri

I wish I had a big fancy house lol

Granted, but is has fake windows and no doors, so they decided not to lay plumbing either. The outside is mighty fancy though biggrin

I wish I earned a US dollar for every subconscious blink.  

[SpriinkleStars]

Different...Very.

Ginyuri

I wish I had a big fancy house lol

Granted, but is has fake windows and no doors, so they decided not to lay plumbing either. The outside is mighty fancy though biggrin

I wish I earned a US dollar for every subconscious blink.

Granted! You have to donate the earnings to a non-human animal cause, though.

I wish for Universal happiness.  

[SpriinkleStars]

JoyRose

SpriinkleStars

I wish for Universal happiness.

Granted. But now no one realizes how happy they are because there is no sadness to compare it to.

I wish for health for my husband, who's cold is even worse than mine, now.

Wish granted, but now your husband is immortal and has to hide from society. Not only that, knowing that you now suffer alone upsets him.

I wish it would snow at least three inches tomorrow.  

[InnEvil]

Wish granted, but after 3 inches fell the sun came out and melted it very quickly.

I wish for a new house with a pool.  

[Different...Very.]

xInnocent Evilx

Wish granted, but after 3 inches fell the sun came out and melted it very quickly.

I wish for a new house with a pool.

Granted, the new house is at the bottom of the pool.

I wish I could gain trust just by making eye contact.  

[Pakaberry]

Wish granted but they fall in love with you straight away.

I wish I could eat pizza every day...