the corupt wish game

[[[insane]]--butterfly--]

Granted. but your next wish gets eaten by bubblegum rappers.

I wish i could skip J-J-M-M-A and just stick wit M  

[The Dadalorian]

granted but you have to go to jail...do not pass go, do not collect $200

i wish i could *sings* spread my wings and fly away, fly away, far away
guess that song if u can  

[Rellik San]

Granted, but you get sucked into a plane engine whilst flying. (I don't know the song either).

I wish I wish I a had a dish.  

[uchiha666sasuke]

granted but the dish shatters and cuts your face up.


i wish for kittens... with machine guns... and robot arms  

[[[insane]]--butterfly--]

granted. then da kittys shoot you, so you cant control the world with them.

I wish i could be a ghost and haunt people!!! and through my intestines in their faces!!  

[Rellik San]

Granted, but the ghostbusters get you

I wish I was a ghostbuster and be all like ZZZZZZAPPPP!!!  

[niishi91]

Wish granted but you'll ZAP yourself.

I wish I had a nice body figure.  

[Rellik San]

Granted, but your face turns you into an elephant person and you walk with a strange limp

I wiah all my friends weren't make beleive. sad  

[[[insane]]--butterfly--]

Granted but you now wish they were because they are highly annoying and you prefer being by yourself.

I wish i could disappear whenever i wanted to.  

[Rellik San]

Granted but you can't reappear ever.

I wish I wasn't drunk  

[niishi91]

Granted, but you drink too much till your stomach bloats.

I wish I was intelligent.  

[Gambino Statue]

Granted, but you become so intelligent that you cannot bear to look at the awful internet grammar on this page, or even go out in public out of sheer hate for every ignorant person you see, and become a hermit at home, and sit alone writing journals about all your intelligent thoughts and feelings.

I wish I had some rice right now.  

[moonlight_horror]

granted but then your stomach explodes

i wish i could kill dad  

[uchiha666sasuke]

granted but u kill urself in the process

i wish for something that can't bacfire(purple chocolate)  

[Rellik San]

Granted, but you choke on a peice and die

I wish for omnipotence.