Resident Evil Actor Possibilities

[Vinessa_Valentine]

Good lord, BIO! Jim Carrey and Jerry Seinfeld!? What are you doing, casting for the lame parody movie "Resident Misunderstood"?  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

I'm just trying to live up to Capcom's standards of how laughable the games are lately. Except instead of laughing at how bad the game is, they'd be laughing at actual comedy.

Speaking of which:

Here's our UBCS. Ben Stiller as Carlos. Robert Downey Jr. as Tyrell, and Jack Black as Nicholai:
 

[Vinessa_Valentine]

Good lord man... I should cut a scar over my eye, shave my head bald and wear a monocle over the scarred eye and stand by your side to laugh maniacally with you when you speak of any plans you have 'CAUSE THEY ARE GENIUS... EVILLY GENIUS!!!  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Hahahaha, thank you. Thank you. Finally, SOMEONE noticed!  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

Wait! Don't start laughing! I haven't carved the scar over my eye yet!  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

You know, the fact that you're the only one who responded to that is just to show that we seriously need more activity in this sub-forum.  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

I think we need more activity in ALL the forums...  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

That is true. Gaia ain't what it used to be. u.u  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

So... any updates for interesting actors playing parts?  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

WHOA!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Just had a great thought... that you'd despise Bio.

Sergei Vladimir played by Bruce Willis!

 

[Canas Renvall]

Oh wow. That does look rather close...  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Vinessa_Valentine

WHOA!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Just had a great thought... that you'd despise Bio.

Sergei Vladimir played by Bruce Willis!

Well, as long as he doesn't wear a wig, he'd probably do what they did with Nicholai, Carlos and Claire in the movies: Improve on the original character.  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

lol, and then what, Bio? You could have a Sergei you can dwell upon that doesn't make you want to kill everything in a 10 mile radius?  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Well, more or less, yeah. But rather not.
Frankly, I can't see Bruce Willis playing a Russian.  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

He did in "The Jackal" which reviews say is a bad movie. So yeah, he might not be the BEST improvement to Sergei, but at least he'll be more bad a** than the original.