What is the DUMBEST thing a teacher has done???

[Yun0_Gasai]

The one time my science teacher was stupid, it was good for me, and how.
So Paul, one of many enemies, sat in front of me during science and kept pounding my desk back with his chair (while he was in it).
The teacher was right next to me sitting on a stool, taking notes and grading people's speeches. He was looking right at us.
I purposely flipped over my desk, and it was pretty obvious that I had done it, since I flipped it towards Paul. And it almost fell on him, which he really wouldn't want, y'know?
I yelled really loud, "OH PAUL, NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!" I am a horrible actress, by the way.
The teacher sent him in the hall. It was great.
I couldn't beleive it worked.  

[Karabushi Sushi]

Hmm I remember when I was in second grade, I didn't put my chair up and I was going to be late for the bus so I ran out of class and my teacher stopped me. And I didn't know it at the time, but she gave me detention all because I didn't put my chair up.  

[irave with rainbows]

my math teacher passed me and told me i was hot so thats why he passed me and then asked me if he gave me 100 bucks would i suck him off lawlz  

[x Sasami]

i_heart_skaters_102

One time my class was talking a little to loud supposedly and my teacher had some windchimes in her classroom so she started to make them move or whatever and everybody just ignored her it was really funny! rofl

[[ Saaay, that happened in my class, too. All the time, actually... What was your teacher's name? ]]

Τί χρώμα είναι αγάπη;

 

[Angel in Slumber]

haha my old history teacher fell asleep during exams (i think he drooled too)

& the principal came in & caught him rofl

 

[Cynical IV]

Slept during class XD  

[Naive_Eyes]

the dumbest thing one of my teachers did so far....is....

well...he said a swear word out loud (even though he didn't know what it meant) and asked the class what the word meant......
the swear word was in Thai...(my language) but everyone understood it...and ended up falling off their chairs because the teacher kept on saying it without realizing it....lol...  

[Tibby Lush]

this happened a few weeks ago with an old teacher of mine..
we were looking for papers in his care.. and we found a playboy magazine under his chair in his car... me and the 3 other people looking for the paper were like "Ha! lets steal it xd "
so. yah, that was pretty stupid of the guy...

uh.. I remember I was helping him out (hes a 6th grade teacher) and he said that the Tasmanian devil was extict.. and I was like "wait, wait, wait... your are WRONG!" I make him angry with my crazy knowlege..



I blame him for it stressed  

[Tibby Lush]

xX Sasami-Chan Xx

i_heart_skaters_102

One time my class was talking a little to loud supposedly and my teacher had some windchimes in her classroom so she started to make them move or whatever and everybody just ignored her it was really funny! rofl

[[ Saaay, that happened in my class, too. All the time, actually... What was your teacher's name? ]]

Τί χρώμα είναι αγάπη;

my math teacher does that...  

[l N3K0 l]

sensei always falls asleep in her her food during lunch  

[Sensay Sasuke]

I don't like female teachers because they area alwayys sexist! Guy teachers are cool that's why i always have atleast a guy teacher they not sexist.
I hate rasist (spelling?) too!  

[ChaosMyotismon]

my high school ninth grade teacher lost her pen and it was hanging around her neck. i was thinking "and your suppose to teach us?"  

[x_Silver_Starlight_x]

sassybrassy

Islandrye

here is a similarity to it. When I was in the fifth grade, I was doin nothing but work and then all of a sudden, one of my classmates called out "mom" when he meant calling for the teacher. rofl everyone heard it in the room, even the teacher was snickering

I did that so many times when I was a kid sweatdrop

same!  

[Rsynexaea]

once, our sub fell asleep and when the real teacher came in, the door slammed and he woke up!  

[Badger-Infested Stapler]

My old math teacher would walk in to doors. >.o

Two of my male teachers were also telling 'Yo mama' jokes to each other during a class trip.
They both cussed out the wazoo, too. XD