::Resident Evil 5 Discussion:: The Infection Spreads

[Biohazard EXTREME]

crying  

[Elliot Salem]

With this new addition, we decided to team Chris up with Leon. This makes an unstoppable team. But wait, did we forget to mention that we've joined forces with Bungie and now Master Chief somehow finds his way into Resident Evil. With these changes, we've decided to make it a FPS, with plasma grenades and Chainsaw bayonets too.  

[NotteRequiem]

Don't forget the sword-chucks. Those are the best part.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

In other news, Guild fans mourn their Vice Captain who upon hearing this last news statement, decided that the Bacillus-Terminate operation was the best course of action and has since, executed it. Based on that fact, Biohazard EXTREME has been literally wiped off the map. The current death toll surpassed the 0.9 mark. Our hearts go out to that poor b*****d, Biohazard EXTREME.  

[Elliot Salem]

In a recently released statement, Capcom had made all of it up, and just wanted Biohazard EXTREME of the face of the Earth. they then form with Bungie and Microsoft and make RE5 a PS2 exclusive.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

In other news, Biohazard EXTREME, turned up alive. When reporters questioned him, he said, "Death is unimportant to me, it's just a minor inconvenience."  

[Elliot Salem]

In a recent press conference, Capcom decided to remake the entire RE series. Sadly it will only be for the PC. Sadly, none of the voice actors return Instead, each character will be replaced with FLAVA FLAV!  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Recently, Biohazard EXTREME infiltrated the Capcom HeadQuarters. When he tried to retrieve all the Resident Evil resources, the Person in charge said, "You are not worthy of its power." Eventually, the person in charge was blown up, and Biohazard EXTREME got away with a copy of all Resident Evil resources, to be used at his discretion.  

[Elliot Salem]

In an unexpected move, Capcom convinced Russia to nuke the entire world. Since Russia is already cold, it was unaffected by the nuclear winter. Thus it reigned supreme, with all of it's bootlegged copies of Resident Evil.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

It really is the end of the world.  

[ExaltedSinfonian]

Biohazard EXTREME

See? Again, you need more South Park in your life.

Anyway, back to RE5... Haiti is supposedly the new location... I'm just praying that the enemies aren't the zombies that were brought up by a voodoo curse.

nope, its like a tribe or a cult, the do weird experiments and such  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Well, we still don't know the details. It might not be either of those things, so let's not assume. The second to last thin we want is another stupid cult.  

[NotteRequiem]

Te voy a matar! Matalo!

Swahili, anyone?  

[ExaltedSinfonian]

lol, un badastellos!

the next thing we'd see are the triad trying to make turtle-human hybrids  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

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