Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[soumakisa]

granted.. but all the computers and small font in books killed ur eyesight.. =O

i wished my bf can settle his debt and that he would become sensible, respectable, responsible and just be a good person who'll do the right things.  

[Tokioka]

Granted! He does all the above and becomes a super bf! mrgreen

Then he pooed his pants. sweatdrop

I wish I could draw the best manga in the world!  

[Leillie]

I go around a time or two
Just to waste my time with you

Granted cool All your drawings become alive!

Just as you finished drawing out some villians, your wrist fractures, and you become blind.

I wish for 3 more wishes mrgreen

~ heart ~ Your dirty little secret

 

[Tokioka]

Granted! But as you are given your 3 new wishes an acme anvil falls on you and you're crushed to death. o:

I wish for an acme anvil. xd  

[Leillie]

Granted! A hundred pound anvil falls and squishes half of you. No one else is around as you wait for death, listening to the monotonous ticking of the clock. All of a sudden it's showering little tiny 100 lb anvils...you die a very slow death.

I wish for this pile of clothes to fold itself scream  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

^ granted... and all the folded pile of clothes in your closet unfold by themselves.

I wish to see my crush again... and again! >.<  

[soumakisa]

granted. you get to see your crush and your crush get to see you too. but everytime you two met, you were so nervous that you peed on your pants/skirt in front of his eyes... =O

I wish I was mary-jane that meets spiderman all the time. xD  

[Tokioka]

Granted! But as you're about to meet up, the green goblin kidnaps you! O=

I wish I was the green goblin. cool  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Granted. And of course, your gf doesnt recognize you anymore... and dumps you! O.O

I wish I could be more sexy!  

[Tokioka]

Granted! You become super sexy... but not to the opposite sex, to females only. cool You get stalked by lesbians for the rest of your life. xd

I wish I could wrap my brother up in lots of bubble wrap then roll him down a spiral staircase. rofl  

[` T a p i o c a `]

Granted. But then you have to go through the same thing that happened to him, but down a larger/longer stairs xp

I wish there isn't PE tomorrow ninja

 

[Tokioka]

Granted! Instead you have a charity fun run for 5 miles hahahaha. twisted

I wish for africa to not be so screwed up lol.  

[Leillie]

Granted. smile But the U.S. will never end war with Iraq. Mexicans will keep trying to get across the border and die. China will convert to capitolism and rule the world, making everyone study everyday and night. To top it off...pizza won't exist anymore exclaim cry

I wish my metrocard wasn't crushed by accident.  

[Tokioka]

Granted, but your face was crushed instead. razz

I wish my tongue could extend to 50 cm. xD  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Granted and you become a lizard.

I wish I could get 100 white roses from a very handsome asian guy on Valentine's day!!!