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Lady Leopardess Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 6:19 pm
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 6:21 pm
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 7:11 pm
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 6:56 am
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 6:57 am
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 6:59 am
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 7:06 am
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 7:15 am
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TheShrike is your friend. You know this. Everyone knows this. TheShrike keeps Evergleam safe from N00bs.
Pardon, you don't know what N00bs are, citizen New-BIE? Please report for termination. Thank you.
Failure to know what N00bs are is treason, Citizen New-BIE-2. N00bs are the Enemies of Evergleam. They overran the old thread, posting just once to get a prize and then disappearing without enriching the community through conversation or contributions, so we all moved to live in our Guild where TheShrike protects us. But N00bs are evil and have ways of sneaking in and corrupting anyone. Look around you! Anyone could be a N00b, dedicated to the enstupiding of The Evergleam Guild!
As a thread regular, you're job is to root out the N00bs infiltrating Evergleam and destroy them for TheShrike! The Evergleam Guild must be protected at all costs! To aid you, TheShrike has made backups clones mules for you. There are 7 of you. You are all willing to kill recycle N00b mutant traitors for TheShrike, because She is Your Friend. Remember, ignorance is strength.
War is peace. Once the N00bs are defeated, we will win! The Evergleam Guild will triumph! All hail TheShrike!
*pause for enthusiastic hailing*
In order to stop the N00bs, you have your laser pistol with reflex armour. It will allow you to kill recycle N00b Traitors in the name of TheShrike! Your Friend will thank you for this. If it turns out you are a N00b Traitor, you will execute recycle yourself with all due haste and hope your next clone mule with serve diligently.
*pause for enthusiastic cheers*
Being a Thread Regular is fun! You know this from watching the A-Team on Rox0r News, the only Fair & Balanced news station! You know they are Fair & Balanced because Rox0r News tells you that. Being a Thread Regular and troubleshooter allows you to shoot trouble! It is very exciting! You can't wait to get your Dream Avatar and enter the Avatar Contests in the Avatar Discussion subforum!
It will be fun. TheShrike says so.
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 8:14 am
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 9:56 am
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 10:04 am
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 10:05 am
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 10:07 am
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 10:15 am
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