Which Avi. Would Win in a Fight?

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

I'm tellin' you guys, that Gentleman's Bathzooka 5000...

Orphie

the Lord Zylo

...gothic battleaxe girl. Sorry, cookie... I have a weakness, and that means you do too.

Yeah, and your weakness is sodomy.

Cookie wins.

Yay, sodomy! biggrin  

[The Awkwardest Turtle]

Cookie.  

[Orphie]

Turtle. She knows the art of castration.  

[-Dessynea-]

Turtle.  

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

Orphie is fully camouflaged. You can't fight what you can't find.

Orphie

Turtle. She knows the art of castration.

Aww, castration.  

[Orphie]

Did you know that 70% of rape begins with a man putting his hand on a shoulder?

Cookie wins.  

[darkshiek ze spiffy ninja]

Cookie wins.
Do you even wanna know why 0-o  

[Harusame Mizukishi]

Orphie.

Spiffy is still too worried about what Cookie might do to him.  

[The Awkwardest Turtle]

Raz.  

[dragn99]

Haru is unarmed.

Turtle wins.  

[Owwin]

Dragomage can't stand against rocket launcher. Black dragons hate explosives, Monster Hunter taught me that.  

[Terara Drakon]

Sure, rocket launchers are effective, but in the time it takes Dragn to reload that shot he missed, Owwin could easily kill him.  

[Zylo Allouette]

Owwin looks like he CREATED Kirby. I say he wins as he also knows how to destroy.
Destroy.
DEEEESTROOOOOOOOOY  

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

Zylo the soulless horror wins.  

[teh_n00b_huntr]

Cookie wins. Very painfully.