Evergleam Giveaway & Lotto -- Gleam On!

[Ambrai]

Nudge three hundred and fifty-seven

127. If I beam off of a vessel that is still hostile, I will arrange to leave behind as large an explosive device as I can obtain.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge three hundred and fifty-eight

128. I will not have both rotating and non-rotating sections on a ship. If I need rotational gravity, I will spin the whole ship. Any navigational computer that cannot deal with this will be replaced with one that can.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge three hundred and fifty-nine

129. I will follow the advice of my Chief Medical Officer. If I am not at 100% of my usual level of physical fitness, I will stick to desk duty unless the fate of something genuinely important hangs in the balance heart  

[Ambrai]

Nudge three hundred and sixty

130. I will assume that all super-weapons are operational until proven otherwise, especially if they appear to be unguarded. heart  

[Ambrai]

Nudge three hundred and sixty-one

131. All critical data and software will be backed up in off-line storage.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge three hundred and sixty-two

132. A random alien's claims about his/her/its race's cultural values and attitudes will be given no more credence than a random human's claims about human cultural values and attitudes.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge three hundred and sixty-three

133. My crew shall be trained in the fine arts of tactical combat, such as dispersing assets, walking point, advance, flank and rear guards, etc.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge three hundred and sixty-four

134. I will not throw infantry into close-quarter combat with creatures of leviathan stature, but shall turn such affairs over to the artillery crew.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge three hundred and sixty-five

135. If my ship is whisked to the far side of the galaxy, leaving us with a seventy-year journey home, and a super-being offers to take us home instantly in exchange for having his baby, I'll agree and ask what we can get for two babies. heart  

[Ambrai]

Nudge three hundred and sixty-six

136. If anyone beams down and their personal communicator drops carrier, all life forms within ten meters of the last known location shall be beamed directly to the brig. A large well-armed security detail will be waiting.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge three hundred and sixty-seven

137. The people in charge of Sick Bay, Engineering, and R&D will not be the only people staffing those functions, nor shall they accompany away teams.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge three hundred and sixty-eight

138. I will not ask "What does God need with a space ship?" and then order a torpedo strike. I will order the torpedo strike first, and ponder theology on the trip home.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge three hundred and sixty-nine

139. My people will be assigned duties commensurate with their skills. I will not task pilots with leading a ground assault, infiltrating enemy camps, etc.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge three hundred and ninety

140. If I board a derelict ship, and it appears that the former crew and passengers all died in some horrible fashion, I will immediately leave the ship, destroy it, and toss the wreckage into the nearest stellar object.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge three hundred and ninety-one

141. If I am in red alert status and discover that it was a false alarm, I will stay in red alert for a while before standing down.