Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[Leillie]

Granted, but the vacation only lasts for a day. A very quick day.

I wish I wasn't so full, I wanna go exercise.  

[Tokioka]

Granted! You vomit until your stomach is empty and become terribly ill. D=

I wish I could use ninjutsu in real life.  

[Leillie]

Granted, but I own you in it, xd (and I suck too)

I wish my crush didn't have a gf, so I could stop trying to avoid him and we could be together.  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Aw... so sweet! Granted... but you realize that he cheated on her many times before and he just hooked up with one of your best friend yesterday night!

I wish that my crush will stop acting so weird!  

[Leillie]

Granted. He acts weirder.

I wish this yogurt would freeze up a little more, it would be perfect.  

[Tokioka]

Granted! But then the yoghurt freezes so much that it turns into a block of ice. gonk

I wish I had more sets of pyjamas (forgot to take more than one to university xD)  

[Leillie]

Granted. I bring some to you, but since I'm a girl, you have to sleep in tank tops and floral pjs now, xD

I wish my icey yogurt would melt a little. smile Just a little.  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Granted. And a dog comes to you and licks your yogurt.
I wish I don't have exams anymore!  

[Tokioka]

Granted! You become a prostitute so never have to lift a pen ever again. Go sasa! Ganbatte! 4laugh

I wish I was the pimp who controlled sasa. cool xd  

[Leillie]

Granted, and sasa becomes so well known, that she dumps you as a pimp and gets one she likes more. You are left to control...a television. smile

I wish I could stop procrastinating so much.  

[Tokioka]

^ I like controlling televisions. biggrin

Granted! Instead you end up doing drugs and become a crackhead.

I wish I was a very muscular guy.  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

^ granted. You become so muscular that your muscles explode...!

I wish I could control Toki's mind!  

[Tokioka]

^ Why would you wanna do that? gonk

Granted! You control me by moving your spirit into my body. But while you're in my body your own body is helpless and gets torn apart by a pack of wolves.

I wish I was sasa's dad. twisted  

[Leillie]

Granted, you start to cheat on your wife and sasa's life is ruined because of you.

I wish I could do a split.